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Hangin’ with the Bikura homies

Jan 23, 2020 06:08AM
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Simmons sure loves John Keats. A lot…

Feb 18, 2020 09:16AM
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The poet’s tone is certainly different from the first two stories, but methinks it will wear out its welcome fairly soon.

Feb 05, 2020 05:40AM
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It’s holodeck fun time.

Jan 30, 2020 10:22AM
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"Absolutely", said Martin Silenus. "I wouldn't miss this little comic farce for a month in the orgasm baths on Shote."

Wait...what? A month? Heh. Dude, you'll be cross-eyed by the time you crawl out of there.
Jan 14, 2020 04:30AM
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The new decade kicks off with a big ass Mah Fah buddy read, with Sai Stepheny, of a space-aged, Chaucer-like tale with hopefully knife-wielding laser-packing futuristic, space hookers.

Jan 13, 2020 05:05AM
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Pat the Book Goblin Such a good book! Enjoy!


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Jeff Thanks, Patrick! So far, it's a good one.


Pat the Book Goblin I hope to finish the other three this year but we’ll see lol.


Stepheny You’re cruising right along now! ;)


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Jeff LOL!

When the hell did we start this buddy read? Two weeks ago? I think I'm averaging two pages a day.


Stepheny S'ok! I only got the head start because of my stay-cation LOL


Estevam (Impish Reviews) Lets jus say together ''fuck the poet''


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Jeff Estevam wrote: "Lets jus say together ''fuck the poet''"

LOL!

Is that the same as "stick it up the little tramp's rear-end"?


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Jeff Oh, and Estevam, that's a repeated quote from Stephen King in "Christine", so....


Estevam (Impish Reviews) Jeff wrote: "Estevam wrote: "Lets jus say together ''fuck the poet''"

LOL!

Is that the same as "stick it up the little tramp's rear-end"?"

Pretty much.


Stepheny Ugh, the poet. That's who I'm working through right now. A lot more exciting than the soldier but just ugh!


Estevam (Impish Reviews) Oh i liked the soldier one, i liked all of them except the poet it dragged and dragged and he isn't that interesting of a character and he is an absolute asshole


Stepheny Oh really? Not me. It was like being in history class listening to the endless drone of battles and dates and names and places. LOL So far the priest's is my favorite. But the poet is awful. The constant vulgarity is so over the top. I swear all the time and it doesn't sound even half as forced or pretentious as this ass makes it seem LOL


Estevam (Impish Reviews) You gonna love the professor story, that one oof heartbreaking.


Stepheny Oh boy! I can’t wait!! :)


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