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“I tend to prefer the company of animals than people” me too

A HEDGEHOG!!

Teddy lynch count your days

I’m going thru it so it’s time

“I pulled his pubic hair towards me” WHAT

Idk possessing your lesbian friend to kiss your high school crush after 8 years and to have sex with him while being in your lesbian friend’s body seems so so so wrong

Dude playing with himself while reading an anatomy book??

This is so infuriating

What the Hell

Already audibly saying what the fuck cause is there really parents that keep nude photos of their children in bathrooms?? 😭

This trigger warning list amount I’m scared

I forgot how much cardan loves wine lol

First reread of the year let’s go

Love the random Ryan gosling sexual fantasy

The random insert of addiction makes me feel icky

If there’s a contest for most head banging aggravating wanting to shake a main female character, Nora will be top three. She claims she’s not naive but girl 😭 if I was patch I’d dip

Oooop touch her and I’ll kill you trope incoming

One bed trope? 🙂‍↕️

Nora vs having bad luck every corner

GIRL WHAT YOU EXCUSING A DRUNK GUY PHYSICALLY HURTING YOUR BEST FRIEND SAYING HE NEEDS COUNSELING WHAT WHAT WHATTTT

Half this book is Nora getting told to stay away from Patch 😂

This book is so unserious police coming over cause names were called 💀

Deciding someone’s not murderous by someone always holding the door open is so funny

Yk this makes sense for how my taste in books is now

Read this in middle school and wanna see if it’s as good as i remember

“He became my father, my lover, my god” man

This is so heartbreaking