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"’Pon my word, Watson, you are coming along wonderfully. You have really done very well indeed. It is true that you have missed everything of importance, but you have hit upon the method, and you have a quick eye for colour".

If I was Watson I would have started swinging.

“It saved me from ennui,” he answered, yawning. “Alas! I already feel it closing in upon me. My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplaces of existence. These little problems help me to do so.”

Me crocheting without a pattern fr.

" The fund was, of course, for the propagation and spread of the red-heads as well as for their maintenance. It is exceedingly unfortunate that you should be a bachelor.’"

Dog what is this? A red head society? This is the funniest thing I have ever heard of.

This chick got pica fr

Honorary mention to my favorite shade of blue being a universally peak color to poets.

“I doubt I could have appeared more beautiful to you as a woman than as a book”.

These short stories are banger after banger after banger.

“And the golden apples have kept me warm and whole and fed. But I will leave them - I will follow you into the woods and across fields, I will be hungry and cold and my feet will hurt. But if you are with me, Tabitha, then I will learn to hunt and fish and tell the poison berry from the pure, and I will see a river raise its skirt of geese, and listen to them make a sound like thunder”.

This booooookkkkkk

“She reckons the quality of her pain in numbers, but not by degree: if her pain is a six it is because it is cold, blue with an edge to it; if her pain is a seven it is red, inflamed, bleeding; if her pain is a three it has a rounded yellow feel, dull and perhaps draining infection.”

“What a woman—oh, what a woman!” cried the King of Bohemia, when we had all three read this epistle. “Did I not tell you how quick and resolute she was? Would she not have made an admirable queen? Is it not a pity that she was not on my level?”

“From what I have seen of the lady, she seems, indeed, to be on a very different level to your Majesty,” said Holmes coldly.

DAMN Holmes ice him!!!!

"For a moment or two I sat breathless, hardly able to believe my ears. Then my senses and my voice came back to me, while a crushing weight of responsibility seemed in an instant to be lifted from my soul. That cold, incisive, ironical voice could belong to but one man in all the world.

Oh Watson you simp this is so funny I knew Holmes was creepin around.

"“He saw him once or twice, but he is a deep one and gives nothing away. At first he thought that he was the police, but soon he found that he had some lay of his own. A kind of gentleman he was, as far as he could see, but what he was doing he could not make out.”" I bet the man is Sherlock, which would be hilarious.

"It was evident to me that he had been very busy of late, for the notes which I had from Baker Street were few and short, with no comments upon the information which I had supplied and hardly any reference to my mission. No doubt his blackmailing case is absorbing all his faculties. And yet this new factor must surely arrest his attention and renew his interest. I wish that he were here." Oh Watson you fangirl....

Henry Henry Henry.....do not repeat the mistakes of your ancestors.....

Lowk don't trust the butler but what do I know.

I’m following along but we are wayyyyyy off in the weeds right now.

God these teens are just terrorizing people.

Im laughing so hard rn that every 5 seconds the supporting characters mention the Mule's big ole nose and how insecure he is.

The imagery of the young woman who participated being depicted as 'virgin Mary with guns' is wild. Also robbing a bank disguised as a nun is insane work, like c'mon you can't be catholic and do that mess.