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I forgot how much I love Erin Hunter books, never got into Warriors until now but the storylines are always a 10/10.

This would have been a great book to read for colonial history. Just in chapter 1 the rum and sugar trade and the war with Spain has been covered, as well as British colonies.

Four thousand trees to make a singular warship is insane.

War of Jenkins' ears shoutout!

I CAN'T BELIEVE I GET TO READ THIS RIGHT NOW THANK YOU NETGALLEY ARC READER GOD

David Grann you are so insanely cool. Like "the only impartial witness is the sun" is a baller opener.

Audiobook time this is going to be insane.

God people are so mean to these kids. Like where is the humanity. Their mom is kidnapped because she didn’t wanna let a soldier die alone, and therefore she gets kidnapped and her kids left to the streets.

Adams is getting the short end of the sick lowk. A doctor telling him to stop breathing if his ribs hurt when he breathes is INSANE. His methods to resist interrogation by arguing about his name till they forget to ask him questions is hilarious honestly.

All this book is going to do is make me worry about Kiki during the day whyyyyyyy. Like is my homegirl in ThunderClan? No way my lazy fat cat is in warrior training.

"’Pon my word, Watson, you are coming along wonderfully. You have really done very well indeed. It is true that you have missed everything of importance, but you have hit upon the method, and you have a quick eye for colour".

If I was Watson I would have started swinging.

“It saved me from ennui,” he answered, yawning. “Alas! I already feel it closing in upon me. My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplaces of existence. These little problems help me to do so.”

Me crocheting without a pattern fr.

" The fund was, of course, for the propagation and spread of the red-heads as well as for their maintenance. It is exceedingly unfortunate that you should be a bachelor.’"

Dog what is this? A red head society? This is the funniest thing I have ever heard of.

This chick got pica fr

Honorary mention to my favorite shade of blue being a universally peak color to poets.

“I doubt I could have appeared more beautiful to you as a woman than as a book”.

These short stories are banger after banger after banger.

“And the golden apples have kept me warm and whole and fed. But I will leave them - I will follow you into the woods and across fields, I will be hungry and cold and my feet will hurt. But if you are with me, Tabitha, then I will learn to hunt and fish and tell the poison berry from the pure, and I will see a river raise its skirt of geese, and listen to them make a sound like thunder”.