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Because it's super normal for 16 year olds to just get engaged, randomly, and their parents to be like "cool, cool. When's the wedding?"

I'd like it to be known the infallible Roxane Gay sent me this book when she was cleaning up her shelves which makes it an automatic 10 star review.

Mocks and Cocks

Tiktok Booktok August

Need less talking, more action. Any action. Let's move it along people. 🗣🗣

I accept the challenge of finishing this book.

So. Long.

When does something actually happen in this book?? This is the WINNER for romance book of the year? I can’t.

I really don’t see what all the fuss what about.

So we're just switching to different POV's in the 4rth book? uh huh

This is what single-momming is like.

Is it all copied and pasted Twilight conversations? God bless the Libby app because I would be so mad if I paid for this book.

And she’s

It just occurred to me Kevin had to parachute in... while holding onto his dog. Unless the dog had its own parachute? Or was the dog just commanded to jump and Kevin caught it at the landing? I’m going with that one.

Im reading Stephanie Meyers. Don’t judge me.

This guy would try to sell a glass of water to a drowning man.

Ben and Jerry’s virtual event on the 21st.
This book could have really used a good editor.

Give. Me. A. Break.

It’s getting increasingly harder to forgive that most of this could and would never, ever happen in real life. *sigh*

Annnnd quote: “I want to ink an arrow here,” he strokes the inside of my thigh, making me dizzy with want. “Pointing to your sweet pussy with the words ‘eat me.’” He gives me a lazy grin, and I can feel myself clenching just from his voice. “That’s from Alice,” I gasp as he leans in and blows, making me clench harder. “Alice in Wonderland.” “I’ll show you wonderland,” he mutters.

Is that a My Little Pony tattoo on his chest??!!

Paging Captain Obvious. *ding* *ding* *ding*

This is straight up porn for high school seniors.

Way too convenient. Bummer.

Going to take an Amtrak out of Martinez, CA? That's the closest one to SF? You're telling me Devin lives that close to me!! ;(