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“he didn’t like to waste time on means, getting to the desired end was the thing.”

he’s so me wow 21 pages in and he’s already plotting

why are all the adults in this book so fucking incompetent

this is sickeningly cute ughhhh

i can’t get over how terrifying it is that this man acts like a nervous teenager

“Twelve-year-olds selling fentanyl-laced pills to their middle school classmates probably had never heard of Allen Busby, or the King of Cash, for that matter. But they knew Oz’s name.”

WHY DO THE IDIOT VILLAINS HAVE STUPID NICKNAMES AND STUPID POVS

so comically evil who is convincing 12 year olds to sell fentanyl-laced pills in middle school 😭

this is already pissing me off

“You’re awful.” He said it as though he was delighted. “And the worst part is that you believe otherwise.”

bae spitting!!!

love how everyone in this book is dramatic and uses exclamation points every time it’s so fun

train wreck. an absolute train wreck

jezal is so off putting I want to bash his head

why is almost everyone described as pale im sick of the word

glokta is so cool

this is embarrassing i want to die.

wait so the token black gay guy gets expelled?? bc of a lie?!! made by a white guy???!!!!

this is like a bad dream. i was handling it until she walked out of the classroom to the sound of applause. just… why??

chapter 2 and we’ve got amnesia oh god

why do I have a feeling the reason Robbie calls her princess is because she’s some long lost fae princess and her dad is a king and that’s why he disappeared

I’m calling it!!!

she’s accepting this faerie shit wayyyy too quickly

“Mom is one of those ladies who looks natural in a three-piece suit and heels; me, I like baggy cargo pants and sneakers. Mom’s hair hangs in thick ringlets; mine is limp and fine… she looks regal and graceful and slender; I just look skinny.”

so it’s not “I’m not like other girls anymore” now we need comparisons to your MOTHER? honestly why? just why??

“I’m not like “inflate-a-boob” Angie, Ms. Perfect Cheerleader,”

just kill me I can’t it’s page 16.

“While other girls spend hours in front of their closets crying, “What should I wear?” my drawers basically hold three things: clothes from Goodwill, hand-me-downs, and overalls. I wish we weren’t so poor.”

off to a rough start… flipping between pitying her and cringing this is so obviously an older book

“His teasing look fades away. “Oh, right. I’m sorry, Meyer. I really wish I could remember what we were fighting about so I could fix it.””


ah fuck

heard someone say this was for naominicholas lovers!!

rereading because nico is my favorite person ever

dude just found out his wife was the prostitute he used to visit i’m crying this book is a joke