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why do I have a feeling the reason Robbie calls her princess is because she’s some long lost fae princess and her dad is a king and that’s why he disappeared

I’m calling it!!!

“Mom is one of those ladies who looks natural in a three-piece suit and heels; me, I like baggy cargo pants and sneakers. Mom’s hair hangs in thick ringlets; mine is limp and fine… she looks regal and graceful and slender; I just look skinny.”

so it’s not “I’m not like other girls anymore” now we need comparisons to your MOTHER? honestly why? just why??

“I’m not like “inflate-a-boob” Angie, Ms. Perfect Cheerleader,”

just kill me I can’t it’s page 16.

“While other girls spend hours in front of their closets crying, “What should I wear?” my drawers basically hold three things: clothes from Goodwill, hand-me-downs, and overalls. I wish we weren’t so poor.”

off to a rough start… flipping between pitying her and cringing this is so obviously an older book