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“Twelve-year-olds selling fentanyl-laced pills to their middle school classmates probably had never heard of Allen Busby, or the King of Cash, for that matter. But they knew Oz’s name.”

WHY DO THE IDIOT VILLAINS HAVE STUPID NICKNAMES AND STUPID POVS

so comically evil who is convincing 12 year olds to sell fentanyl-laced pills in middle school 😭

this is already pissing me off

“You’re awful.” He said it as though he was delighted. “And the worst part is that you believe otherwise.”

bae spitting!!!

love how everyone in this book is dramatic and uses exclamation points every time it’s so fun

train wreck. an absolute train wreck

jezal is so off putting I want to bash his head

why is almost everyone described as pale im sick of the word

glokta is so cool

this is embarrassing i want to die.

wait so the token black gay guy gets expelled?? bc of a lie?!! made by a white guy???!!!!

this is like a bad dream. i was handling it until she walked out of the classroom to the sound of applause. just… why??

chapter 2 and we’ve got amnesia oh god

why do I have a feeling the reason Robbie calls her princess is because she’s some long lost fae princess and her dad is a king and that’s why he disappeared

I’m calling it!!!

she’s accepting this faerie shit wayyyy too quickly

“Mom is one of those ladies who looks natural in a three-piece suit and heels; me, I like baggy cargo pants and sneakers. Mom’s hair hangs in thick ringlets; mine is limp and fine… she looks regal and graceful and slender; I just look skinny.”

so it’s not “I’m not like other girls anymore” now we need comparisons to your MOTHER? honestly why? just why??

“I’m not like “inflate-a-boob” Angie, Ms. Perfect Cheerleader,”

just kill me I can’t it’s page 16.

“While other girls spend hours in front of their closets crying, “What should I wear?” my drawers basically hold three things: clothes from Goodwill, hand-me-downs, and overalls. I wish we weren’t so poor.”

off to a rough start… flipping between pitying her and cringing this is so obviously an older book

“His teasing look fades away. “Oh, right. I’m sorry, Meyer. I really wish I could remember what we were fighting about so I could fix it.””


ah fuck

heard someone say this was for naominicholas lovers!!

rereading because nico is my favorite person ever

dude just found out his wife was the prostitute he used to visit i’m crying this book is a joke

she’s insane what the fuck am i reading

cannibalism??!?!

“…with a discreet glance at my hijab, nodded instead of trying to hug me too. Respectful and aware of my religion’s practice of not casually touching a member of the opposite sex. I loved this guy.”

taylor alison swift is mentioned in literally the first 10 pages, and it’s not sum bs sexism?? favorite book of the year already bye.

hijabi mc. i’m about to cry

“there she was: my Delilah, sitting in her room on the second floor braiding her hair, her curtains wide open, putting her on display for all the world to see. really, she should be more careful. she was so luminescent, she could easily attract some creep’s attention” so this guy bumps into her on page 8 and 10 pages later he’s somehow at her house watching her through the window? as if he isn’t the creep