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My incentive to get my wrapping finished and the cleaning done...

It's that time of year again where I get off my lazy arse and take my lazy arse off elsewhere for a couple of weeks to be a bit less of a lazy arse.

“Dr. Derek Merek,” Matt clarified.
“What an unfortunate name”

I kid you not, we had a maths teacher called Derek Merrick. 25 years later it's still as amusing.

To whoever reported my review as offensive due to a gif: thanks for taking the time, you may take your thoughts and:

A) pop them in a box filled with fluffy kittens?
B) tie them to a balloon and let them float away in the summer breeze?

or

C) shove them where the sun don't shine?

<3

(Correct answer: C)

I have 4 days to myself whilst Mr. A dips his rod in a river. Time to do this...

*watches one of the stars this was going to get float away into the night sky, never to be seen again*

Oh these men...