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I’m sorry-

Girl u folded like A LAWN CHAIR

Pyrrhus I would strangle u

I charge you to mingle our ashes and bury us together SHUT UP I AM SICK

Quiero coger a Achilles y AHORCARLO EL ESTÚPIDO

BRISEIS NO I mean yes but N O

I am sick

I don’t want to suffer this much JUST LET ME CRY IN PEACE

I hate reading retellings because I know what’s going to happen and my stupid heart still wishes it not to be true STOP IT

U absolute bitch
The only thing I can think of is Epic in that one moment where Odysseus says ‘she’s my wife’ and yes

Patroclus THE ABSOLUTE MAN U ARE

It will hurt so much I can feel it in my bones like a fire

Stop STOP HE WAS A BABY SHUT UP

Napoleon can eat shit

It smells funny here now

And remember kids whenever you say the government would never do that…

Stop stop stop STOP IT

I’m crying again

FUCKING POP THE FUCK OFF JOAN FUCK YEAH BITCH

I’m already crying fuck this

SI MI HERMANA ME HABLA A MI DE SU HIJA DE ESA FORMA LE VOY A DAR UNA PESCOZA es más dame la nena a mi yo la cuido CAUSE DAMN

Si no me declaran el amor de esta forma NO LO QUIERO JODER

I FEEL SICK WHAT THE FUCK

I am so anxious

Mucho fluff I’m worried

I AM SICK