Tiger’s Reviews > The Song of Achilles > Status Update

I charge you to mingle our ashes and bury us together SHUT UP I AM SICK

Quiero coger a Achilles y AHORCARLO EL ESTÚPIDO

BRISEIS NO I mean yes but N O

I am sick

I don’t want to suffer this much JUST LET ME CRY IN PEACE

I hate reading retellings because I know what’s going to happen and my stupid heart still wishes it not to be true STOP IT

U absolute bitch
The only thing I can think of is Epic in that one moment where Odysseus says ‘she’s my wife’ and yes

Patroclus THE ABSOLUTE MAN U ARE

It will hurt so much I can feel it in my bones like a fire

Stop STOP HE WAS A BABY SHUT UP