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Tiger is 48% done

I hate reading retellings because I know what’s going to happen and my stupid heart still wishes it not to be true STOP IT

— Mar 30, 2026 02:24PM

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Tiger’s Previous Updates

Tiger is 94% done

Pyrrhus I would strangle u

— Mar 31, 2026 10:22AM

Tiger is 91% done

I charge you to mingle our ashes and bury us together SHUT UP I AM SICK

— Mar 31, 2026 10:13AM

Tiger is 75% done

Quiero coger a Achilles y AHORCARLO EL ESTÚPIDO

— Mar 31, 2026 06:17AM

Tiger is 70% done

BRISEIS NO I mean yes but N O

— Mar 31, 2026 05:02AM

Tiger is 66% done

I am sick

— Mar 31, 2026 04:06AM

Tiger is 60% done

I don’t want to suffer this much JUST LET ME CRY IN PEACE

— Mar 30, 2026 08:04PM

Tiger is 39% done

U absolute bitch
The only thing I can think of is Epic in that one moment where Odysseus says ‘she’s my wife’ and yes

— Mar 30, 2026 01:46PM

Tiger is 35% done

Patroclus THE ABSOLUTE MAN U ARE

— Mar 30, 2026 01:35PM

Tiger is 21% done

It will hurt so much I can feel it in my bones like a fire

— Mar 30, 2026 10:05AM

Tiger is 19% done

Stop STOP HE WAS A BABY SHUT UP

— Mar 30, 2026 07:31AM

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