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Guys I fear I’m on a roll.

Okay maybe I could like him a bit.

You could never make me like this man. Helena you’ve got your work cut out for you.

I can’t help it I’m a sucker for a marriage of convenience where they figure out they’re an incredible team who make each other better

Ladies and gentlemen we have an absolute psycho mmc

“I was never more certain than I was about our connection” sir it’s been 30 minutes

ROMAN!

Helena Hunting always makes me feel like I could write a book.

It should be ILLEGAL for this book to not have a character list. We’re in book end game and we’re still introducing characters.

This is written like a bad scholastic book sale book in the best way possible. I’m having a rip roaring good time but also fairydale has scrambled my brain so much I could not tell a good book from a bad one.

I’ve had beef with this book from the first page. In the author’s notes VL feels the need to warn the reader that you have to pay attention to the story and you cannot skim over the story. In the same breath she also notes that she aimed for historical accuracy over all. Because I don’t like being told what to do I want to note the practical laser beam was invent in 1960 and this book is set in 1955.

Next time someone asks me to define information dump I just going to hand them this book because tell me why I still have 17 hours left of this audiobook and too much has happened. I’m not even at the halfway point. This could have been a 3 book series. Someone get Miss Lancet an editor please.

This is lowkey only a vibe because I can’t tell if the author even knows what’s going on in her own story.

I’m so confused.

Put me in coach!!!!

This book was sold to me as “you’ll either love or hate the ending” and that was enough to tempt me

Someone sold this to me as a western… this is a horror

I am beginning to believe Ilya is the funniest book character I’ve read in a while.

I’ve cried already.

Idk how to feel about this

LAST ONE LAST ONE LAST ONE

Back on my grind!!!!!

I like fun and light Ana this is a nice palette cleanser

Stay tuned for my ranking of the entire scared sexy collection. For science

Fully prepared for a one star with this one and a silly time

I’m literally cackling