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Day 1 of sending myself into another psychosis from Veronica Lancets writing. Anyone who witness my slow decent into madness with fairydale I’m sure you’re excited for this one.
— Aug 18, 2026 05:59AM
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Alyssa
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So you find a crypt with creepy depictions of ritualistic killings that seem to be happening at your school. Question for the class what’s the first thing you do? Tell the police about it? Yeah one would think instead tweedle dumb and tweedle dumber DECIDE TO HAVE REOCCURRING STUDY DATES IN THE MURDER CRYPT!! All those big words coming out of your mouth with no brain cells to rub together. Get it together people.
— Aug 27, 2026 07:39AM
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If the man ever came near me I’d pepper spray him.
— Aug 23, 2026 10:20AM
Alyssa
is 15% done
Take a shot every time Veronica Lancet uses a strangely niche word that has no business being in an otherwise simple sentence. You’ll be wasted in 5 minutes.
— Aug 18, 2026 11:34AM