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Littlefinger? More like Littlefkkingstinker because this man is pissing me AWF.

Did we know that Ned’s plan to make Stannis Baratheon king was gonna fail? Yes.

Did we know littlestinker was gonna betray him? Also yes, but that doesn’t mean I can’t be mad about it. My honourable Ned Stark is about to lose his life because of his best quality 🫠

Can’t wait for our self aware pathological liar of a main character to tell me wtf he be doing, like homie why r u studying Greek you don’t even caaare 😭

Ser Alliser is a certified prick and Sam is best boy 👊🏼, quit calling my mans “my Lord of Ham” 😖

If Catelyn Stark has no haters, than I’m dead. She is so damn nasty to Jon Snow, WE GET IT GURL HE AINT UR SON. Like Catelyn.. my kind lady, did the first time you call Jon by his name have to follow up with “it should have been you” (wishing him death 💀) LIKE CMON CATELYN HAVE SOME DECORUM.. Jon is also literally 14, pls she’s getting mad at a child for existing get it TGT

Viserys better disappear out of my sight real soon because he is getting on my LAST NERVE, GET OUTTA HERE DUDE

Mans carries a sword everywhere and doesn’t even know how to use it,, LOOOOOSSEEERRRR

“They cry out for their king… They do, don’t they?”
- Viserys
SIR denial is a river in Egypt

I figured it’s about damn time

Anthony moved closer, then brought her newly adorned fingers to his lips. “Perhaps we should seal the bargain with a kiss?” he murmured. “I’m not sure.” He pulled her onto his lap and grinned devilishly. “I am.”

The gall.. the gall of you to say you will not love her, put a ring on her finger, ask to kiss her, AND THEN put her in your lap IN THE SPAN OF ONE MINUTE? IM SENDING THE NUKES UR WAY ANTHONY

(“But you should not expect love. This marriage will not be about love.”…. “There are certain things I cannot give you,” Anthony said, “and love, I’m afraid, is one of them.”)

THATS IT!!!!!!!!! I’M THROAT PUNCHING HIM IDENTITY THIEF STYLE. YOU ARE MAKING MY GURL SO DAMN SAD, FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THE “I CAN’T GIVE YOU LOVE” BSSSSSSSSSSS

(Anthony was suddenly gripped by the most insane desire to see her toes. It was a horrible thought. He had no business lusting after this woman. He didn’t even like her.)

- Homie u did not just start pining for her over the thought of seeing her toes

Anthony shuddered. It simply wasn’t going to happen. But bloody hell, the woman must have bewitched him. There could be no other explanation for the dream—no, make that a nightmare—and besides that, even now he could swear that he could smell her.

- DID I NOT SAY KATE HATH BEWITCHED HIM MIND BODY AND SOUL I HAVE THE WRINKLIEST BRAIN

“The only reason to give up one’s mistress is if one happens to love one’s wife. And as I do not intend to choose a wife with whom I might fall in love, I see no reason to deny myself the pleasures of a lovely woman like you.

Welp his grave is dug. There shan’t be a single person who’s read that who’s not going to side with Kate, her volition to keep him away from her sister IS MORE THAN JUSTIFIED

“Anthony shuddered. The thought of kissing Kate Sheffield was terrifying. In fact, the mere fact that he’d even thought of it ought to be enough to have him locked up in an asylum. And yet . . . Anthony collapsed in a chair. And yet he’d dreamed about her.”

- I’m actually laughing so hard Kate Sharma has the power to make the esteemed Lord Bridgerton collapse YEEHAW

“I can’t believe you don’t believe me.” Anthony said nothing. It was inconceivable to him that Kate Sheffield, for all her wit and intelligence, could not be jealous of her sister

someone needs a giant THWACK straight to the noggin dude, ANTHONY U ARE INSUFFERABLE

And I thought Benedict was a dumbass, Benedict is fucking Einstein compared to this gobshite

AT LEAST BENEDICT WAS CHASING THE CORRECT WOMAN

“She had her face tipped up to the sun and was basking in its warmth. And for one extremely disconcerting moment, Anthony felt a sharp stab of . . . something. Something? He gave his head a little shake. It couldn’t possibly be desire. Not for this woman.”

- MUAHAHAHAAHAH IT’S TOO LATE YOU FOOL, SHE HAS BEWITCHED YOU MIND BODY AND SOUL

*Anthony about Kate

“And while the woman on his arm was not the woman he planned to take to wife, nor, in fact, was she a woman he planned to take to anything, Anthony felt a rather easy sense of contentment wash over him.”

- you’ve heard it here first guys, aaaaall bridgerton men lack majority of the required brain cells to RECOGNISE THEIR FUTURE FREAKING WIVES

*about Anthony Bridgerton
“He did feel a rather sharp twinge of regret—and perhaps a touch of guilt as well—over the fact that it was unlikely that he’d live to see his son into adulthood.”

why? is the 1st born bridgerton son destined to die a death by bee sting??

this also puts the idea in my head that this man is going to commit seppuku Anthony where is your chill go and find it

*about Anthony Bridgerton
“Since the day he left Oxford and headed west to London, he’d not been without a mistress.”
- One word. “whore”

“He still kept a mistress, but never more than one at a time,”
- EVEN BIGGER WHORE

That’s right, after reading Benedict’s story I can’t help it, I’ve fallen down the rabbit hole into Anthony’s story (which yes I’m aware this is not the correct order,, sue me)💀 what can I say Miss Julia Quinn just KNOWS how to write a romance I will eat up every single time

I’m eating this book up, having the time of my life picturing Luke Thompson as Benedict Bridgerton and Yerin Ha as the lovely Sophie Beckett. This is my first time reading a bridgerton book before the release of a new season, so I’m suuuuper excited to see how they adapt Benedict’s story. The romance is romancing 💕

"The gamma bomb didn't kill me because the evil of my father lives on inside me" - bruce banner

HUUUUUHHHHHH WAHT DO U MEAN

You mean to tell me it’s been 2yrs and 7mths since my girl has seen her mans… she is DEPRESSEEEDDD

I just know the yearning will be immaculate hehehe

New words I didn’t know:
- Diaphanous = light, delicate + translucent
- Cloistered = kept away from the outside world

U can bet ur bottom dollar that i'm moving on to the 3rd book asap!!

I have nothing but praise for this book, the writing, the ideas and themes and the characters have been just the most creative and enjoyable experience.

Christelle Dabos I bow to you queen <3

505 - 507 was an emotional rollercoaster that occurred in the following order

- anticipation
- slightly scared
- FEAR
- relief
- heart was warmed
- relief x2
- WHAT THE F@#$%!!

Oh, and by the way, I love you." - Thorn

What? It's raining you say? No sis that's a hurricane of my tEArs

Imagine so casually dropping an I love you THOOORRRNNNN PLSSS ㅜㅜ

I'm not about to spoil this book, but what I can say is that this page (465) was like having a revelation of how all the different moving parts of the story begin to fit together.

This whole chapter (The Heart) got me in strongest chokehold, but SPECIFICALLY pages 444-447.

"When I told you that you had a preternatural predisposition to disasters, it wasn't an invitation to prove me right."- Thorn

... how am I not fall in love with this character CMON

"You don't seem fully to grasp the destabilising effect that someone like you can have on someone like me." - Thorn

now if my mans wherever he may be doesn't talk about me like this I don't want him

This is my first time doing a progress update because my dumbass didn’t know how to do that before now 💀. I’m not usually a rereader of books, however this is my second time reading this book and it still has me totally immersed and page turning like there’s no tomorrow. It’s refreshing to have a main character that is clumsy but not an airhead dumbass, in Ophelia we Stan ✊🏼