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Anthony moved closer, then brought her newly adorned fingers to his lips. “Perhaps we should seal the bargain with a kiss?” he murmured. “I’m not sure.” He pulled her onto his lap and grinned devilishly. “I am.”

The gall.. the gall of you to say you will not love her, put a ring on her finger, ask to kiss her, AND THEN put her in your lap IN THE SPAN OF ONE MINUTE? IM SENDING THE NUKES UR WAY ANTHONY

(“But you should not expect love. This marriage will not be about love.”…. “There are certain things I cannot give you,” Anthony said, “and love, I’m afraid, is one of them.”)

THATS IT!!!!!!!!! I’M THROAT PUNCHING HIM IDENTITY THIEF STYLE. YOU ARE MAKING MY GURL SO DAMN SAD, FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THE “I CAN’T GIVE YOU LOVE” BSSSSSSSSSSS

Anthony shuddered. It simply wasn’t going to happen. But bloody hell, the woman must have bewitched him. There could be no other explanation for the dream—no, make that a nightmare—and besides that, even now he could swear that he could smell her.

- DID I NOT SAY KATE HATH BEWITCHED HIM MIND BODY AND SOUL I HAVE THE WRINKLIEST BRAIN

“The only reason to give up one’s mistress is if one happens to love one’s wife. And as I do not intend to choose a wife with whom I might fall in love, I see no reason to deny myself the pleasures of a lovely woman like you.

Welp his grave is dug. There shan’t be a single person who’s read that who’s not going to side with Kate, her volition to keep him away from her sister IS MORE THAN JUSTIFIED

“Anthony shuddered. The thought of kissing Kate Sheffield was terrifying. In fact, the mere fact that he’d even thought of it ought to be enough to have him locked up in an asylum. And yet . . . Anthony collapsed in a chair. And yet he’d dreamed about her.”

- I’m actually laughing so hard Kate Sharma has the power to make the esteemed Lord Bridgerton collapse YEEHAW

“I can’t believe you don’t believe me.” Anthony said nothing. It was inconceivable to him that Kate Sheffield, for all her wit and intelligence, could not be jealous of her sister

someone needs a giant THWACK straight to the noggin dude, ANTHONY U ARE INSUFFERABLE

And I thought Benedict was a dumbass, Benedict is fucking Einstein compared to this gobshite

AT LEAST BENEDICT WAS CHASING THE CORRECT WOMAN

“She had her face tipped up to the sun and was basking in its warmth. And for one extremely disconcerting moment, Anthony felt a sharp stab of . . . something. Something? He gave his head a little shake. It couldn’t possibly be desire. Not for this woman.”

- MUAHAHAHAAHAH IT’S TOO LATE YOU FOOL, SHE HAS BEWITCHED YOU MIND BODY AND SOUL

*Anthony about Kate

“And while the woman on his arm was not the woman he planned to take to wife, nor, in fact, was she a woman he planned to take to anything, Anthony felt a rather easy sense of contentment wash over him.”

- you’ve heard it here first guys, aaaaall bridgerton men lack majority of the required brain cells to RECOGNISE THEIR FUTURE FREAKING WIVES

*about Anthony Bridgerton
“He did feel a rather sharp twinge of regret—and perhaps a touch of guilt as well—over the fact that it was unlikely that he’d live to see his son into adulthood.”

why? is the 1st born bridgerton son destined to die a death by bee sting??

this also puts the idea in my head that this man is going to commit seppuku Anthony where is your chill go and find it

*about Anthony Bridgerton
“Since the day he left Oxford and headed west to London, he’d not been without a mistress.”
- One word. “whore”

“He still kept a mistress, but never more than one at a time,”
- EVEN BIGGER WHORE