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if you see me marking random books as read, just know it’s because goodreads is once again trying to rob me of my earned achievement.

camille doesn’t like her mother or sister so if she suspect either of them, why does she bother protecting them????? fucking hell

what the fuck is wrong with camille??? what the fuck is wrong with gillian flynn????? why is she arguing that drunk beyond recognition rape isn’t rape????

god does this book just insist upon itself

giggling and kicking my feet ☺️

love a mystery/thriller where the data to build the theory is all useless cause everyone ever is a liar and coward

the absolute change of pace and character lore reveal a third of the way in broooooo AM I MORE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR YET 🗣️

toxic yuri ! toxic yuri ! toxic yuri !

yeah there was no version of this where the cops wouldnt exploit cas's grief, impending addiction, and isolation in toronto.

increeeeedible first chapter bro im fucking HOOKED

the mystery of marie roget (work 11 of 123): 3/5. OH piss offffff absolutely pompous shit

the murders in the rue morgue (work 10 of 123): 5/5 LMFAO WHAT THE FUCK????

UGH.

i'll be honest bro? i fuckin hate this book

what the hell is happening lmfaoooooo

this is just extra fucked up divergent bro.

OWEN IS THE PROCTOR.

oh i am eating this shit right uppppp. fnaf meets disney meets your average dystopian girl unpacking a lifetime of propaganda

this is SOOOOO early 2000s YA dystopia and i’ll be honest? i fall for that shit every time. but can we keep the 18 year old colonizer away from 15 year old sloane? thanks.

sloane: i am a scion and need to hide myself and survive training. / also sloane: what if in the waiting room i got up and played darts and argued with another boy loudly.

girl you’ve been drafted in the war and are so scared baba will starve and go broke without you so tell me exactly why you’re wasting TWELVE SILVER to drink palm wine??? i get that we are crashing out but you are also aware of baba’a abject poverty????

this is heaaaavyyyy

IVE ESCAPED THE FLASHBACK

okay sure.

*stares into the camera like i’m on the office*

bro they are annoying the fuck out of me. they’ve been doing the same shit for easily 150 pages and i just don’t care

bro i was only supposed to read 150 pages

i love when a book is like “actually both of them are immoral reprehensible cretins”