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i dont know if this is worth reading. it's just SO CENTERED on this piece of shit loser ass dude and making a sympathetic narrative to the concept of men who are falsely accused of sexual assault

here’s the problem. to center the story around the fall out of cancel culture means it’s just extremely tone deaf and inappropriate to make the list men being accused of sexual assault. because the rest of this story is going to be michael’s pov claiming innocence and ola trying to make sense of defending him. the list could have been anything else but adagoke chose to make a mess of the MeToo movement

ola you are INSANE for agreeing to write an article on the list your fiancé is on without first emotionally unpacking the shock, talking to your fiancé, and notifying your boss. jesus fuck

the facts in the case of m. valdemar (8 of 123) 3/5. another mesmerist zombie story and this one wasn’t as haunting but it was GRUESOME. yucky!

frothing at the mouth actually

oh god. the dreaded trip into town. unescapable. i already KNOW what happens and its got me on edge

doomed! fated and horribly doomed to the rotted heat of the summer, blinded by the light of desire trapped in a fucking rose glass fishbowl of nostalgia

good for you jordan 🙂‍↕️

absolutely perfect depiction of daisy’s wedding night 😚

unfortunately i’m reading through hoopla which means not only is there no translate feature, but i can’t even copy paste the text OR screenshot to translate it myself

this version does a nauseatingly efficient job of showing us the exploitation and suffering of the poor at the hands of a rigged system. even the original doesn't do this that well.

fajardo really nailed the way daisy flits about life from one thought to the next. she's really the OG manic pixie dream girl and is so crucial to her character that nick sees straight through it

so obviously it’s jiwon stalking herself right? it’s her psychosis. her psychological break. the voice in her head is actively stalking her

fucking middle grade adults are evil type ass villain. where is any nuance !!! i’m being beaten over the head with the flattest characters on earth !!!!!

i didn't think they could make a version of gatsby i loathe more than the original man but GOOD GOD.

the heist group is pissing me off! why are you here!

GIRL what the hell was that cloning extortion omg

as ALWAYS jordan is the hottest mf in the room

you'd almost have no idea this has anything to do with the great gatsby so far if you didnt recognize any of the character's names

this last 30% has been horrible. sorry.

FUCKIN.... oUCH