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No clue if I am even liking this honestly… I’m just really curious to see what happens. I’m entertained? I suppose?

I don’t know what to say..

“I’m counting on you, alley cats of Tokyo!”

My cat would also open up a cafe like this but instead he would be trying to make everyone’s day worse instead of better. Probably switch out the sugar in their coffee for cat litter or something.

You cannot fool me! I know Tsukishima and Yamaguchi when I see them… guys what are you doing here..?

You had a “vindictive wank” wow… who knew I had peak literature sitting on my shelf for so long!?

“It was close to nine that evening, and I was eating kung po chicken in my socks,” in.. just your socks..? 🤢 Genuinely what is wrong with you, freaky?

Slowly continuing this while playing Fortnite to ease my pain

Not staying up to finish this… might continue tomorrow or I might not! Only reason I consider continuing is because I like Oliver & I just find this book so ridiculous that it’s sorta entertaining.

Finally… after six annoying chapters, Oliver is introduced and he is already funnier than Luc without even trying.

What is the point

This book is a joke, he works… at a charity… that wants to save dung beetles.. at its called.. CRAPP? I wish I was playing Fortnite right now i don’t know how much of this I can sit through

“I flailed, sending a different piece of vibrating technology— for gentlemen wishing to explore a more sophisticated kind of pleasure— spinning to the floor.” Why are you speaking in tongues? Just say vibrator?? What is your problem? I will nuke you!

Eff my effing L? Girl just say fuck my life like the grown man you are what the fuck

Forgot I need to finish this….

I want separate book with Suzanne & Marie

“Do you not think it is time you let Alice be?” Edward.. don’t YOU think it’s time for YOOUUUUU to let all women be?!??! You need to go… not her. Ugly beast never open that stank mouth again.

Edward gtfo of my face you foul mouthed beast. Parasitic creature.

Edward.. STOP PLOTTING!!!!

You again… Edward… gosh…can someone assassinate him or something??? Get rid of it!

This is women love women not women loving EDWARD. Know your place… freaky..

Shut the hell up, Edward. 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Alice buying Hanako a sapphire necklace that will remind Hanako of Alice’s eyes…Just like Violet Evergarden except she’s not a 29 yr old man! Oh joy!

“A decent girl like her… I am sure she is thinking of how to save me. However…. The black spot must be excised from the garden… before it can infect the rest.” Oh okay so you want me to be SICK TOO! Evilness…

Lady Alice…. Lord….. girl. You are fine.. sooooo fine.