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You had a “vindictive wank” wow… who knew I had peak literature sitting on my shelf for so long!?

“It was close to nine that evening, and I was eating kung po chicken in my socks,” in.. just your socks..? 🤢 Genuinely what is wrong with you, freaky?

Slowly continuing this while playing Fortnite to ease my pain

Not staying up to finish this… might continue tomorrow or I might not! Only reason I consider continuing is because I like Oliver & I just find this book so ridiculous that it’s sorta entertaining.

Finally… after six annoying chapters, Oliver is introduced and he is already funnier than Luc without even trying.

This book is a joke, he works… at a charity… that wants to save dung beetles.. at its called.. CRAPP? I wish I was playing Fortnite right now i don’t know how much of this I can sit through

“I flailed, sending a different piece of vibrating technology— for gentlemen wishing to explore a more sophisticated kind of pleasure— spinning to the floor.” Why are you speaking in tongues? Just say vibrator?? What is your problem? I will nuke you!

Eff my effing L? Girl just say fuck my life like the grown man you are what the fuck