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cae 𑣿 is on page 13 of 425

“I flailed, sending a different piece of vibrating technology— for gentlemen wishing to explore a more sophisticated kind of pleasure— spinning to the floor.” Why are you speaking in tongues? Just say vibrator?? What is your problem? I will nuke you!

— Jul 01, 2024 09:27PM

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cae 𑣿’s Previous Updates

cae 𑣿 is on page 89 of 425

— Jul 02, 2024 08:27PM

cae 𑣿 is on page 67 of 425

You had a “vindictive wank” wow… who knew I had peak literature sitting on my shelf for so long!?

— Jul 02, 2024 04:53PM

cae 𑣿 is on page 66 of 425

“It was close to nine that evening, and I was eating kung po chicken in my socks,” in.. just your socks..? 🤢 Genuinely what is wrong with you, freaky?

— Jul 02, 2024 04:50PM

cae 𑣿 is on page 59 of 425

Slowly continuing this while playing Fortnite to ease my pain

— Jul 02, 2024 02:30PM

cae 𑣿 is on page 59 of 425

Not staying up to finish this… might continue tomorrow or I might not! Only reason I consider continuing is because I like Oliver & I just find this book so ridiculous that it’s sorta entertaining.

— Jul 01, 2024 11:58PM

cae 𑣿 is on page 43 of 425

Finally… after six annoying chapters, Oliver is introduced and he is already funnier than Luc without even trying.

— Jul 01, 2024 11:07PM

cae 𑣿 is on page 34 of 425

What is the point

— Jul 01, 2024 10:42PM

cae 𑣿 is on page 18 of 425

This book is a joke, he works… at a charity… that wants to save dung beetles.. at its called.. CRAPP? I wish I was playing Fortnite right now i don’t know how much of this I can sit through

— Jul 01, 2024 09:58PM

cae 𑣿 is on page 4 of 425

Eff my effing L? Girl just say fuck my life like the grown man you are what the fuck

— Jul 01, 2024 08:47PM