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I gotta be honest….. I’m not totally sure what’s going on at this point but I don’t think it’s any of my business tbh

omg…… this is not a fun book

okaayyyyyy!! this book is so fun omg

HAHAHHA BIRTH CONTROL MAGIC HAHAJDHDSHAH

she’s gonna give her the magic rn isn’t she. isn’t she.

nobody in history has ever been as down bad as this dude

“we were both suuuuuuper hot like sooooo hot. EVERYBODY knew he was hot and EVERYBODY wanted me for my body. such an unlikely pair”

no way we’re doing a garden thing 😭

ohhhh it’s a good ol’ r & j 🙂‍↕️

are you fr

no

kurdistan is a PLACE not a LANGUAGE and you JUST TURNED ON YOUR NIGHT VISION GOGGLES WHY DID YOU ENTER THE ROOM AND TURN THE LIGHT ON!!!!!

bros and i are tearin this one up in the gc 😤

PRODUCT PLACEMENT??? AND “How come every mall in America has the exact same combination of fast-food restaurants? It’s one of the mysteries of the universe.” GIRL WHAT 😭😭😭 THIS CANNOT BE MY BOY FR IT CANNOT BE

#notmysamfisher

this book is so ridiculous fr

what in the challengers

GIRL DONT DO IT

A VAMPIRE!!!!! WHAT IS WHA WHAT IS

his voice an OCTAVE LOWER???? DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH AN OCTAVE IS!!!!!

oh also. actually. her dad knows. and her dad made the checkup reports idk idk

alright. there’s no way it’s that simple tbh. cos like. girlie pop has The Power so. nick’s dad is covering sumn up that’s all ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

not the DRESS SHOPPING HAHAHA OK TWILIGHT IN TECHNICOLOR!!

HOLD ON SPIDER MONKEY

youre tellin me this guy took a goodnight shower and immediately put on LOW-RISE JEANS??

okay so what it’s actually giving is tamlin and rhysand amirite. amirite anybody.

idk i just think lilje is sus and also this is an inside job idk idk

the mountain in the fountain…… should i stand in traffic

ok so irmgard is dead or not real or sumn and the bergamot is the smell of demons idk