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Bro killed 4 dragons and she still does not gaf

Never mess with a harpy

All this cuz “I stole a loaf of bread” -Hugh Jackman core…

honestly tea job. shunned from society and listening to people’s sins at the end of their life the drama

Listening to this while on medication is crazy

Alanya if you see this there’s a town called “Cabbage Town” and you’re the mayor of it

No way theres a self proclaimed prophet

This is what everyone thought Covid was going to become

“They aren’t coming” cinema

“I’m a weak man” THIS IS A MOMENT IN HISTORY

idk how bridge 4 will recover from this

“I’m sorry I drove you to suicide, have some bread”

I hate when a priest falls in love with me and gives me GREEN JAM

can’t remember your dead wife’s face, but can remember your brother’s widow down to the tea. GIRL UR MESSYYY

do NOT let szeth son-son and Dalinar meet omg

a doctor, slave, and warrior. Give this man a break omfg

THAT WAS THE PROLOGUE???? THIS IS GOING TO HAVE MAJOR CONSEQUENCES OH NO

50 cent to 20 cent is crazyyyy

Ngl I need Steinbeck to write about my life but the way he describes everything

Bro has the nose of a dog

The way John Steinbeck writes about early California is so breathtaking

After trial and error I have rediscovered what peak is

IM EDMOND DANTES

In in the name of vengeance cinema

Stink stank stunk

Personally I would’ve busted out crying but vengeance calls

I would be pissed too if someone stole my job AND my girl AND falsey put in jail AND stole my boat

Bros having the worse day ever

I’m having a hard time going through this book 💔

My favorite part so far is when the man shut up forever

I never want to hear a description of Rocky eating again