Status Update

Melany is 63% done

Kaladin I’m begging you to turn into a villian holy shit. Dalinar ur not acting very hot dilf rn

— Mar 26, 2026 08:23AM

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Melany’s Previous Updates

Melany is 90% done

They’re trying to make me sympathize with Elokar. It’s working :|

— Apr 01, 2026 09:21AM

Melany is 85% done

Every person dying except the person I WANT dead🙂

— Mar 31, 2026 08:10AM

Melany is 52% done

Men wipe other men’s ass if u have to poop (only when u wear a suit of armor, of course)

— Mar 25, 2026 08:13AM

Melany is 40% done

Shallan I need to pick up your lessons of rage bait

— Mar 23, 2026 08:20AM

Melany is 32% done

Renarin Kholin’s only crime is that he’s a nerd leave him alone

— Mar 20, 2026 08:32AM

Melany is 19% done

I have no idea what that long ass interlude was setting up for but im concerned for my girl Shallan

— Mar 18, 2026 09:48AM

Melany is 3% done

uhhh does Adolin know that he’s betrothed

— Mar 16, 2026 08:51AM

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