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Ruan Nanzhu’s tone was simple, but carried with it an air of obduracy:

“But if you’re willing, and only if you are—I can protect you forever. Whoever's your forever or my forever.”

HIJO DE RE MIL PUTAAA NO PODÉS ARRANCAR EL LIBRO ASÍ ME VOY A ARRANCAR LOS PELOSS SSS S SSSSSSS

He could only ask, “he’s important?”

Ruan Nanzhu’s tone was calm. “I don’t know about important. All I know is if it was me in there, he’d go in after me too.” He was certain that that was the kind of person Lin Qiushi was.

"El traductor no comparte las ideas esencialistas de género expresadas en el texto" GRACIAS??? CREÍ QUE ME ESTABA VOLVIENDO LOCA

“Who wouldn’t be in a shitty mood if they can’t be pampered?”

“That’s why I told you to dress as a girl!”

“Well, I want him to like me regardless whether or not I dress as a girl.”

nanzhu dear theres people DYING!!!!

"Sometimes, the things that humans are capable of are far scarier than what ghosts or monsters can imagine".

después de leer lo de Sister Drum no me queda otra que darte la razón

“A dead body! Someone got killed!”

His first instinct was to get Ruan Nanzhu, but the man was already standing next to him when he turned around. In fact, Ruan Nanzhu was looking at him with a soft smile.

“What are you looking for?”

Both his expression and smile were deceitfully charming.

oh HE KNOWS LMAOO

“Lin-ge, how tall are you?”

There was a short silence. “A hundred and eighty centimetres.”

“Oh. Shorter than me.”

Fucking sorry, I guess.

DJFJSKS tranqui gordo ya te vas a sentir mejor cuando te enteres

lo colgué cuando lo arranqué porque creí que seigi y richard no iban a aparecer y justo los dos capítulos que seguían eran de ellos 🙏

me quedan 15 minutos de audiolibro y SIGUEN PELEADOS ojo con lo que vas a hacer polino te lo pido xfavor

CÓMO LE VAS A PONER ESE NOMBRE AL ROBOT ME MUERO DE LA VERGÜENZA

"I am going to hire a hit man on myself."

si gordo si no lo hacés vos lo voy a tener que hacer yo de la vergüenza ajena que me das

las cosas que hago por amor al gordo (phainon)

are we really not going to see seigi for a full book.............. ok

“Children should naturally be with animals.”

“Yeah, that’s why she’s so happy with Cheng-ge,” Gu Fei said with a smile.

“Cheng…” Jiang Cheng glanced at him. “Oh right, Cheng-ge, Cat Cheng.”

“Cat Chengcheng,” Gu Fei said.

“Don’t be cheesy in public,” Jiang Cheng snorted. “Bunny Feifei.”

😭😭😭 cheesy ass mf

[ “I think,” said Xu Xingzhi, “that Gu Fei himself is also in great need of therapy.”

“What do you mean?” Jiang Cheng was immediately anxious. ] dale jiang cheng me vas a decir que posta te sorprende que tu novio necesite terapia? no hablaste con él JAMÁS???

[ “No need to be scared.” Gu Fei smiled as he returned the hug, rubbing his hands over Jiang Cheng’s back. “I’m still right here. Just reach back whenever you’re scared, and you’ll find me.” ]

DIOS ME CAGUÉ RE MATANDO!!!! NO QUIERO LEER MÁS!!!!!!

SJFJSKD LA PUTA MADREEE YO Q DIJEEE NOOO

ay no la estoy pasando como el orto!!!!!!!!!! siento que se está por ir todo al carajo voy a VOMITAR

Jiang Cheng acaba de decir una pelotudez TAN GRANDE que no pude agarrar el libro en toda la tarde de la vergüenza

“Fuck,” he said quietly. “I wish I could say I’m not going.”

Jiang Cheng cracked up, putting his head down and giggling into his desk drawer. “Then don’t go.”

“How can I not?” Gu Fei sighed. “You’re going, and I’m the free part of the buy one, get one free.”

estoy ESTALLADA

cada tanto tengo que repetir que son dos adolescentes enamorados x primera vez y que es normal que hagan pelotudeces que dan vergüenza ajena (ya de por sí fue difícil leerlos manosearse en el cine, pero TATUARSE LAS MORDIDAS DEL OTRO??? es un montón. quiero reventarme la cara contra la mesa)

con este libro la saga se convirtió en una romcom? sjfjs

[ At this, a rather amusing thought popped into his head. If Jiang Cheng were here, Gu Fei could actually arrange for him to not come on the court. All he’d need would be to find a place to hang out on the bleachers with his slingshot…

The mental image amused Gu Fei so much that he snorted with his head bowed. ]

da fei gordo estás hasta las manos 🙏🏻

[ “But you have improper thoughts about handsome guys?”

“I sure do. Don’t you?”

Gu Fei coughed a couple of times, but didn’t answer.

“You want to deny it?” Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and looked at him. “Don’t lie.”

Gu Fei sighed. “I do, yes.”

Jiang Cheng cocked his head. “Does that include about me?” he asked. ]

ESTOY MORDIENDO LA MESAA YO SABÍA QUE JIANG CHENG LO IBA A ENCARAR SI DA FEI ES UN CAGÓN

hasta ahora este segundo libro está siendo 50% básquet, 25% jiang cheng peleándose con pedazos de ropa, 20% erecciones y 5% secretos compartidos, pero aun así lo estoy amando más que él primero

[ “Now you have to buy me dinner.”

“Nothing broken?” Gu Fei was a little taken aback.

“Why do you look so disappointed?” Jiang Cheng said. “Come break my rib, then.” ]

weird way of flirting but okay

[ When Gu Fei looked down to pull his zipper up, he found the zipper slider missing. He turned and glanced at Jiang Cheng.

Jiang Cheng met his eyes with a dirty look. Yeah, I fucking ate it! So what?! ]

se empezaron a cagar a piñas y jiang cheng sin querer se comió EL CIERRE DE LA CAMPERA DE GU FEI??? me va a reventar un pulmón de la risa

[ His temper, so quick that it could flare from a single touch, and his drawn-out rebellious phase—were they hereditary? Was it all written in his genes?

Maybe his rebellious phase wasn’t a phase. Maybe it was a terrifying part of his very nature. ]

thats such a lonely fear because it makes every flaw feel like proof :( mi hijoo