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"thomas is already in love with ..." she darted a glance at andrew and then looked away "someone already."
stones settled in andrew's stomach. dove!

"thank god I never have to see nico ever again" oh yeah for sure bro. you'll definitely never have to see this vital character ever again

yup too scary for bedtime, need to read smth else now

if Thomas is having a panic attack and giving up now and we're only 1/3 of the way through then. ....

really don't think I should be reading before bed but sure

the illustrations are SO CREEPYYYY

"when i cut you open, all i'll find is that we match"

they keep saying "cause of what happened last year" OK SO TELL MEEE

imagine one old friend leaves you a house in ibiza and its genuienly incredible
and then a different friend leaves you some crappy bungalow in lincoln and thats somehow the same thing?!?!?!??!

they killed art!??!??!!

incredible how this has now turned into some kind of evil villain killing people mastermind who must be stopped before he kills everyone on this island

"well i was shagging her every tuesday. and every thursday."
why does every person in a matt haig book cheat on their wife and its just glossed over and immediately forgiven HUH

"negativity has more power than positivity. when you multiply a positive..." OHMYGOD SHUT UPPPPP

art butler is the stupidest name ive ever heard and i really like art in challengers

I AM SO BORED

"exponential growth, that is all he is about"

"I entered his mind completely now. It was wide open.
I went to him, inside his mind, and I was with him."
rigghtttt

"it arrived just as our planet was going loco man, wars, empires, railways" WHAT.

"I was gone. I was him. I was he. I was the third person." <- that is an entire chapter ITS SO CRINGE

convenient that one of the powers she was given was the power of endless energy, lack of tiredness, and no need for sleep when she is a 70 year old woman who needs to run around an island finding out a mystery

"the infinite pleasure of orange juice" that's how boring this book is

my LEAST favourite part about this book is that it's almost similar to Arrival (2016) my all time favourite movie ever, but it's like a COMPLETELY SHITTIER VERSION OF ARRIVAL OHMYGODDDDDD

chapter title: Everything Was Gone
content of the chapter: Everything was gone.


WOOOWWWWWWW WHAT INCREDIBLE WRITING MATT TRULY AMAZING

"and sooner than I imagined I was going to receive an answer" this man doesn't know what "show don't tell" means istgg

"But I was a maths teacher to my core. I needed logic and evidence and algebraic justification." LITERALLY SHUT UP

im not hating on her being a maths teacher, im hating on the concept of "wow ibiza, a spanish city, must be exotic and crazy and mystical and have magic!" im hating on the extremely boring concept of "a maths teacher learns about magic"