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"her name isn't mandy."
"her name is whatever she wants it to be."
yeah icl nina shes right there

i like how this book is called ghosts

"if there are red buses then its london." SOOO TRUEEE

why is a man lifting you off the ground>!?!?!?!?! thats the craziset thing ive ever heard and if she keeps talking about how tall he is its gonna put me off this book entirely

"in the milliseconds in which he licked the edge of the tobacco paper he looked me in the eyes." ok maybe hes got me hooked now thats a crazy move to pull

"he was 6 foot 4, a whole foot taller than me." EWWWWW NOOOOO GET RID OF HIM IMMEDIATELY a man SHOULD NOT be a whole foot taller than you its completely unnatural i immediately dislike him

"or generally left their mark on the discourse like a streak of piss against a tree trunk"

"if definitive proof emerges that we're living in a simulation, the correct response to that news will be So What. a life lived in a simulation is still a life lived."

I LOVE A TIME LOOP

theres absolutely something to be said about how people dont like to read books or watch films or tv about the pandemic, its quite interesting how people just have such a distaste for it, me included, psychologically, thats interesting

"they only go back and undo the damage if the damage affects the time institue." DAAAMNNNNNN

"the course of history should be irrevocably altered every single time we travel back in the time line but it isnt. sometimes events seemingly change to accomodate the time traveller's interference so that a generation later its as if the traveller were never there." WELL NOW IM COMPLETELY HOOKED

"we safeguard the integrity of our time line, we investigate anomalies." YESSSSS

"i dont know, maybe this is naive of me but i feel like a simulation should be better you know? i mean if you were going to the trouble to simulate that street couldnt all of the streetlights work?"
actually i think thats my exact point, it doesn't matter if were in a simulation or not, because everything is perfect in its imperfect way, i get to experience what i want to and thats ok, even if it is a simulation

"the pandemic is far away and then its all around you, with seemingly no intermediate step."

"you have a bit of an interrupting problem, no offense." WELL YOU HAVE A FUCKING PROBLEM TOO, LET THE WOMEN SPEAK JESUS CHRISTTTT

"anyway, i think once people know the truth, they will be much more interested in my wife." AYOOOO 😭😭

"it occurs to me that it is the very thing that made her that will be the thing to finally take her down." same line from I Who Have Never Known Men 😭😭

"harry had fallen in love with a black man." OHHMYGODODDDDD I GASPED. OUT LOUD IN THE LIBRARY

i CANNOT CRY AT WORK THIS IS RIDICULOUS

"the moment he was done saying it, my heart had completely torn in half." FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

"disappointing max girand" NOOOOOOO

ohmygodddd shes doing too much its quite annoying

"because after that, i ruined it."

"with a string of hits behind them, evelyn and harry are sure to consider the little cameron their most exciting co-production yet." CRYINGGG