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the fireman are rarely necessary. the public itself stopped reading of it's own accord.

so few want to be rebels any more. and out of those few scare easily. can you dance faster than the white clown, shout louder than mr gimmick and the parlour families?

number one is quality of information.
number two is leisure to digest it
number three is the right to carry out actions based on what we learn from the interaction of the first two

I saw the way things were going, a long time back. I said nothing. I'm one of the innocents who could have spoken up and out when no one would listen to the "guilty", but I did not speak and thus became guilty myself

i hate reading books that you can tell are women written by men, thats not a real woman, she isnt very realistic you can tell its just the image of a woman from a man its soo bad

if you don't want a man unhappy politically, don't give him two sides to a question to worry him, give him one. better yet, give him none

"school is shortened, discipline relaxed, philosophies, histories, languages dropped, english and spelling gradually neglected, finally almost completely ignored."

"books cut shorter. condensations. digests. tabloids. everything boils down to the gag, the snap ending."

see the book is genuienly good and has some incredible lines, it just still doesnt really hold up these days

i appreciate what the book has done for society, but my god is it kinda shit and boring

"i met the most beautiful 17 year old girl ever on the street for 5 mins, she changed my life"
"i come home to my stupid baka life where i hate my wife"
"omg shes taken sleeping pills and now im really upset over it"
BRUHHH

what a surprise a 30 year old man falling in love with a 17 year old GIRL yet again

skipped ahead to acknowledgements and it said "may this one haunt you" UHHHHHH

"well [your nose] straight"
"at least one part of me is"
"andrew frowned and started to contest this because thomas also had straight teeth"

CRYINNGGGG

"do you want to hit me again? you can. i'll ask for it, i'll-"
ok so theyre both completely crazy

"i was never in love with dove" HES SOOO STUPIDDDD

(the 'he' could refer to either of them tbh)

DUHHHHH OF COURSE NICO LIKES LIBBY

"thomas is already in love with ..." she darted a glance at andrew and then looked away "someone already."
stones settled in andrew's stomach. dove!

"thank god I never have to see nico ever again" oh yeah for sure bro. you'll definitely never have to see this vital character ever again

yup too scary for bedtime, need to read smth else now

if Thomas is having a panic attack and giving up now and we're only 1/3 of the way through then. ....

really don't think I should be reading before bed but sure

the illustrations are SO CREEPYYYY

"when i cut you open, all i'll find is that we match"

they keep saying "cause of what happened last year" OK SO TELL MEEE

imagine one old friend leaves you a house in ibiza and its genuienly incredible
and then a different friend leaves you some crappy bungalow in lincoln and thats somehow the same thing?!?!?!??!

they killed art!??!??!!

incredible how this has now turned into some kind of evil villain killing people mastermind who must be stopped before he kills everyone on this island

"well i was shagging her every tuesday. and every thursday."
why does every person in a matt haig book cheat on their wife and its just glossed over and immediately forgiven HUH