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"this is an alien spacecraft."
"holy fucking shit!"
they should've made ryan gosling swear more in the movie

"someone put a post-it on my head while i slept."

THATS WHY the movie was so focused on astrophage that went 'to sun' and 'away from sun'! cause theyre different life cycles
im having lots of fun being taught about science n stuff

"you poked it with a stick?"

"oh thank god I'm a teacher"

immediately got scared at "you'll hear it from the american president soon anyway" god I would NOT want to hear about the petrova line from trump 😭😭

"not a beach-bod buff." barbie and ken mention

"bite me'

"gentleman's equipment" cringe