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oh wow i have never seen a polar bear before! i am sure rowing my little boat up and trying to take this one as a pet will go well for me

oh yes em, no that’s a fantastic idea em, we should definitely both get a copy of this for £4 and annotate it em, we can swap them after em, this will be enjoyable i swear

all of you take the piss out of the mortal instruments for the incest plotline when all of you should take the piss out of it for simon’s cheater plotline. heinous. egregious. get in the bin

bee farseer i am very fond of you

what if I published an autobiography with a 90 page chapter on how fucking annoying you are and then a year later set out to find you and disappear forever

not the first series ive read to randomly decide to stick everyone on a boat in book 2 but unfortunately none of you are cool enough to do it like maud blyth

rereading that part twelve years later is like getting shot in the chest

IN YOUR MOM’S BED??

“In response to my entrance, Tallman was already hobbling toward me. His son, Tallerman”

they’re unironically using “enemies to lovers” and “second chance romance” in this old timey fantasy book

part god knows of trying to clear my bookshelf so i can donate some but my god this is just bad. take a shot each time the author uses the word knobby

over halfway through and the miscommunication trope from the end of book 2 still isn’t resolved. im going to eat the book i think it would annoy me less

shadowhunters still having the north/south divide is very funny to me

this is going to sound very goth of me but this book is so insanely interesting

“a thoroughbred dog” … the horse breed ???

a lesbian tasha suri book looooves to see me coming

I was thinking this reminded me of EM Forster’s authors note about how it was imperative maurice had a happy ending and then it quoted it. Anyway this has given me a lovely evening googling gay poets

first time trying an audiobook and im crying i never knew i was THAT bad at pronouncing names

trying an audiobook for the first time to trick myself into working out more. an attempt was made

intrigued by the concept of a sapphic jekyll and hyde retelling. but mostly i want to attend the haunted gothic lit seminar that makes people crazy

if this had been written by a woman it’d be marketed as a romantasy they’re matching up like love island hello

published edition being like “we’re all one big happy family :)” while the section at the back showing all the stuff that was removed for publication just being scott slagging off everyone is very funny to me

as a fellow civil servant I would love it if someone snuck into my flat while i was at work and did my washing up. don’t be mad about blessings thaniel

I’m back in the fucking building again

decapitations aside I’d love to live in that village. every time the main character comes across an adult they seem to give them some bread

just flapping for the fucking sake of it

everyone’s having a pretentious prick off but not in a fun secret history way and by that i mean they’re just annoying. also sometimes this reminds me of katabasis im so TIREDDD

girl I’m so bored let’s never write again

had this on my shelf for years and since found out I can’t stand the author’s writing so this is a spite read. I’m ten pages in and already pissed off