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I thought my book was a defect from how yellow it is, but looking at the picture here it's supposed to look like someone spilled tea on it. Weird.

But at least there's dragons.

Violet reads like the OC I made when I was 13. I hate this so much.

One fifth on the way. Four fifths to go.
Current verdict: I am not impressed and I am not surprised at all.

Wow this is so boring.

Wow, the writing turned really mid.

Warner enters stage left.

Wow, Ed is THAT kind of guy.

Strong voice in the prose. I like that. I keep picturing Australia. Heat + metric system means Australia, right?

I did not expect a There was only one bed, but here we are.

I am enjoying the passive aggressive angel emails. The rest of the prose is still strangely juvenile.

The tone is so weird. Almost Wattpad quality. So much exposition. But also F-bombs.

He ripped out his own- WHAT

So... Can the thing that happened after the... Girl by the car... Actually happen??

Me: Hm this feels like The hunger games. I wonder if he was inspired.
Book: Actually I came out in '79

I really do wonder what the movie is like. Just teenagers walking. I'm not sure you can communicate the horror probably...

This book is so boring