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on god my girl suzanne put her chef's hat on for this one

the way this got me crying at the library front desk needs to be studied

es ist schwer in worte zu fassen wie schlecht dieses buch geschrieben ist

ich erreiche neue tiefen, dass ich das am kundenservice lese weils hier so tot ist

truly humiliating how badly i need jakob of thorn rn

on god these guys be fucking

not telling ur fake bf whom u have real feelings for that his friend and colleague is a predator bc you want to "protect" said fake boyfriends' feelings has got to be the most infuriating, ass-backwards shit i had to hear in forever. and then you fake breakup with that guy. i'm going to kill someone

i will not be defeated by ali hazelwood. I WILL NOT BE DEFEATED. i will finish this. but this is gonna be the last one lol

of course we have to get him chopping wood shirtless, it would be horrifying to find a single original idea in this

what the fuck am i doing with my life

not the celibacy vow oh my god😭😭😭

oh. oh no. this is just abuse

so sweet it's almost corny. almost

thank god i am immediately reminded of how BIG the guy is, even BIGGER than the last guy, welcome back ali hazelwood

THE worst book to read before bed, i need to know what's gonna happen RIGHT NOW