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on god these guys be fucking

not telling ur fake bf whom u have real feelings for that his friend and colleague is a predator bc you want to "protect" said fake boyfriends' feelings has got to be the most infuriating, ass-backwards shit i had to hear in forever. and then you fake breakup with that guy. i'm going to kill someone

i will not be defeated by ali hazelwood. I WILL NOT BE DEFEATED. i will finish this. but this is gonna be the last one lol

of course we have to get him chopping wood shirtless, it would be horrifying to find a single original idea in this

what the fuck am i doing with my life

not the celibacy vow oh my god😭😭😭

oh. oh no. this is just abuse

so sweet it's almost corny. almost

thank god i am immediately reminded of how BIG the guy is, even BIGGER than the last guy, welcome back ali hazelwood

THE worst book to read before bed, i need to know what's gonna happen RIGHT NOW

i need victor so bad

emotional incest🧚🏻‍♀️💖