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FINALLY ABLE TO READ THIS RAAAAHHHH!!! So far, it’s everything I loved from Don’t Let the Forest In. It’s pretentious, it’s haunting, it’s unreliable, ANNND it’s so reminiscent of my beloved: the gothic romantic period.

It’s quite funny to think about how a man that literally played Satan and did cocaine on a daily basis was more scared of clowns than anything else at the time. He avoided his own reflection when he played Pennywise because of this. Coulrophobia is so silly.

This book reminded me of why I liked Theo so much, and why I hate most men. Tristan sucks so bad. Sophie, you could do MUCH BETTER.

Literally never read the synopsis of this because I just assumed it would be between Sophie and Theo (I think that was that dude’s name), only to be severely disappointed upon realizing it’s between Sophie and some business bro from out of town. Crushed. Sad. Forlorn, even.

“I know this is the most Utah thing in the world, but do you want to get soda tonight?”

This book’s descriptions of Utah are making me want to cry because it’s so accurate

please tell me there are lesbians in here…

this book really is just representative of religious trauma (specifically due to the LDS church) without ever mentioning religion.

“…Timothee Chalamet with a less punchable face” is now my favorite description of a person that I’ve ever read.

If the author can put a man in a corset in this book, why are the clothes on all of these covers so bad 😭😭😭 This one has the least atrocious clothing, but the St. Patrick’s one makes me so mad.

This is legit borderline intolerable, but I refuse to DNF it. It’s so bad.

This book is so painfully cringy, idk if I can finish this one

“It’s tempting to call Charles Darwin the father of scientific werewolfry.”

Guys, I’m supposed to be altering 4 pairs of pants right now. Why tf am I reading adult animorphs

This book is encouraging me to lie about my whole life and run away to the circus.

“Getting Sesame Street on the air was no guarantee it would stay on the air.” That was something they said when they first put Sesame Street out there. Now look at what’s happening lmaoooo. I hate it here

This book is PISSING ME TF OFF

a rival love interest after that first book baited us until the last chapter… ur joking…

I can’t decide if I want to be the cool, gay, magic uncle or if I want to have two cool, gay, magic uncles.
(P.S. the representation in this book slaps)

A CHARACTER PLOT TWIST THAT I DIDN’T SEE COMING??? THIS IS NEW FOR ME. I’M USUALLY NEVER SURPRISED.

this book slaps

Imagine creating a marionette show based on a murder you committed and getting caught because of it. Couldn’t be me.

Also— the fact that police brutality has existed since DAY ONE is so… ugh.

This necrophilia chapter has me like 😟

AYO?????????

“Who cares about horses?”

“WHO CARES ABOUT HORSES?!?!?!”

Imagine getting weak in the knees because people express genuine care for each other. Literally couldn’t be me. (I’m lying)

So far, this book feels like an MLM scheme to join this girl’s MLM instead of a legitimate critique on MLMs, which is really funny. I also love how she keeps talking about white supremacy within the MLM space. How it exists. How it’s inherent. But she never expands upon it (at least not yet). GUESS WE’LL FOND OUT

“Are you bisexual?”

“I don’t like labels.”

“Oh god, me neither. I once had a label maker and I threw it away.”

3 pages in and we have a nonbinary witch with a raven named Lenore. Thank you, F.T. Lukens, for feeding me this bread 🙏

“He is your Wolf now, and you are his alpha.” Oh my god punch me in the stomach I can’t.

The way Scarlet and Wolf make me cringe is so visceral. Like I do not think anybody can understand how I have to stop reading any time the two of them do something solely because I canNOT HANDLE THEM.