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Eloise is 61% done with Beautiful Chaos (Caster Chronicles, #3)
I feel so bad for Thelma, she can't marry George Clooney because he lives all the way over in hollywood and isn't even methodist.
Tragic.
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Beautiful Chaos (Caster Chronicles, #3)

Eloise
Eloise is 60% done with Beautiful Chaos (Caster Chronicles, #3)
How has more than half of this audiobook passed and nothing's happened. The hottest new developments are that his 300 year old aunt is in a coma, suddenly food tastes weird and the barely mentioned third antagonist's henchman is still around...okay?
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Beautiful Chaos (Caster Chronicles, #3)

Eloise
Eloise is 48% done with Funny Story
Omg this might be my favorite Emily Henry novel yet. My standard has been raised due to Miles.
Mar 03, 2026 11:03AM Add a comment
Funny Story

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Eloise is on page 135 of 337 of Stalking Jack the Ripper (Stalking Jack the Ripper, #1)
The writing of the first like 20% was genuinely so terrible. Why was the romantic subplot introduced on like page 5 before Jack the Ripper was even acknowledged as the antagonist. „He‘s so obnoxious and annoying. I won‘t be distracted by him. Although he‘s admittedly handsome & intelligent & makes my heart flutter“ like ever heard of show don’t tell?? Nonetheless, I can‘t lie, I‘m enjoying it..
Feb 22, 2026 06:29AM Add a comment
Stalking Jack the Ripper (Stalking Jack the Ripper, #1)

Eloise
Eloise is on page 150 of 559 of The Secret History
~p.150:The character's are such a-holes, if I met them in person I would hate them. Just how they carry themselves, avoid eye contact, talk to others.
That being said, between 4 and 5 stars right now, because a good book doesn't need nice characters to be good.The first person narration is so good I can hear Richard, and feel what he's feeling, see what he's seeing.And the mystery unraveling has me absolutely hooked
Apr 11, 2023 10:21PM Add a comment
The Secret History

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