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"She has been hanging on to the hope of him for so long that she doesn't realize there isn't anything left to hope for."
Wait, is this fucking play about me?

This series rides on how cool Lena is as a 2010 tumblr witch, like she pioneered the 2020s whimsigoth trends. She wears "beat up chucks" that she writes on guys 😍 she's literally That Girl.

This series is genuinely so corny but I saw a Beautiful Creatures movie inspired eyeshadow palette today, from like a 2013 makeup line, and when I say I spent at least 10 whole minutes looking up if there's a way to buy one I am not lying.

Ethan always acts like he knows every fucking thing boy you're 17

I feel so bad for Thelma, she can't marry George Clooney because he lives all the way over in hollywood and isn't even methodist.
Tragic.

How has more than half of this audiobook passed and nothing's happened. The hottest new developments are that his 300 year old aunt is in a coma, suddenly food tastes weird and the barely mentioned third antagonist's henchman is still around...okay?

Omg this might be my favorite Emily Henry novel yet. My standard has been raised due to Miles.

The writing of the first like 20% was genuinely so terrible. Why was the romantic subplot introduced on like page 5 before Jack the Ripper was even acknowledged as the antagonist. „He‘s so obnoxious and annoying. I won‘t be distracted by him. Although he‘s admittedly handsome & intelligent & makes my heart flutter“ like ever heard of show don’t tell?? Nonetheless, I can‘t lie, I‘m enjoying it..