Eloise’s Reviews > Beautiful Chaos > Status Update
Eloise
is 60% done
How has more than half of this audiobook passed and nothing's happened. The hottest new developments are that his 300 year old aunt is in a coma, suddenly food tastes weird and the barely mentioned third antagonist's henchman is still around...okay?
— 8 hours, 12 min ago
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Eloise
is 61% done
I feel so bad for Thelma, she can't marry George Clooney because he lives all the way over in hollywood and isn't even methodist.
Tragic.
— 8 hours, 11 min ago
Tragic.
