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Tab is on page 200 of 276 of Women, Sex and Rock 'n' Roll: In Their Own Words (A Pandora Book)

— Dec 16, 2024 02:01AM Add a comment

Tab is on page 207 of 424 of A Year With Swollen Appendices

‘Masturbation - hanging on to the only thing you can rely on.’

— Jan 14, 2024 06:34PM Add a comment

Tab is on page 179 of 424 of A Year With Swollen Appendices

“On the beach watching topless French ladies with huge wobbling sousaphones of bumfat, wishing I could hear them fart. Saw a hermit crab.
Caught a wasp and made it tipsy.”

— Jan 08, 2024 08:36PM Add a comment

Tab is on page 165 of 424 of A Year With Swollen Appendices

‘At the photo session the make-up girl (quite inadvertently) gave me a weird all-day horn. Very sweet face, nice eyes and magnificent bottom - its glorious, wobbling, kissable softness entirely undisguised by the loose long dress, her attempt not to appear ravishingly rude.’

Okay Eno u married freaking freak

— Jan 08, 2024 08:13PM Add a comment

Tab is on page 125 of 424 of A Year With Swollen Appendices

im halfway through brian eno’s year

— Dec 25, 2023 08:44PM Add a comment

Tab is on page 122 of 424 of A Year With Swollen Appendices

‘in ireland i rarely get an erection (though i was swimming nude the other morning, fully erect, and that was tremendous - almost non sexual, like a muscle being flexed). it must be something to do with all that catholicism in the air.

— Dec 25, 2023 08:35PM Add a comment

Tab is on page 109 of 424 of A Year With Swollen Appendices

‘…saw the ultimate domina - 5 ft 11ish, long black hair, black jeans and huge wide arse.’

christ almighty married man

— Dec 23, 2023 09:16PM Add a comment

Tab is on page 99 of 424 of A Year With Swollen Appendices

I love canonizing basquiat appendix entry Awesome fucking meditations on art so far

— Dec 21, 2023 03:14AM Add a comment

Tab is on page 70 of 424 of A Year With Swollen Appendices

brian eno notices that japanese people are looking less japanese these days (what does this meeeeean)

— Dec 19, 2023 09:25PM Add a comment

Tab is on page 55 of 424 of A Year With Swollen Appendices

‘How excitingly dominant these wealthy, healthy, modishly dressed and highly perfumed German ladies look! All German history - at least form Goethe to the Nazis - transmutes in them into a statement of sexual power.’

— Dec 18, 2023 06:02PM Add a comment