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not only did i have to retake an exam, i also had to read about apparition twice

ah shit, here we go again

what an ensemble

hard read as usual but this one’s extra excruciating because of marius’ tackiness

got a generational bird right here

JRDN

lesbians and those damn bikes

yo, why is god giving these crazy as fuck obstacles to 17-year-old lesbians? they don’t have enough exp for allat, man, you are tweaking

of course it was jean valjean #shocking

was that a JoJo reference? (the brick was written earlier)

hugo’s opinion of wellington: he’s not all that

the type of shit i read when i’m already overstimulated

wow, that was such a strong start

i just started chapter 28 and things are looking good for the joad fambly—but there was no mention of tom so now i’m starting to palpitate, as is usually the case when i’m reading a steinbeck

things we should tell people more often:

1. don’t go tellin’
2. tell ‘em to god
3. don’ go burdenin’ other people with your sins
4. that ain’t decent
5. go down the river an’ stick your head under an’ whisper ‘em in the stream

just finished reading “a tempest within a brain” and holy mother of god, the allusion to the agony in the garden of gethsemane in the end of the chapter made me physically recoil (read it on company time : P) anyway, happy brickday to me.

this marks the beginning of jean valjean’s redemption arc

“four young Parisians” you mean the four horsemen of the apocalypse?

i’m sorry but why couldn’t he just stay put? jusko, jean valjean, you orpheus wannabe

a few flowers on earth and all the stars in heaven, man, that’s all i got

ever talked to someone who likes rambling about cars? no? oh boy, do i have news for you

faced with a dilemma like that, who do you blame? who do you get rid of? what can a mere mortal even possibly do to end the certainty of helplessness in the face of an omnipotent unknown?

he’s kinda weird for describing it like That, man…

man… i could really use a break

woah, bro was quoting shakespeare as if he’s reiterating the word of god

dammit, he almost got me. damn controller.

imagine being outwitted by a shorty named bernard, oh my ford. #out-alpha+ed

what is up with these people and their fixation with women being pneumatic?

i don’t care much for rich people and their sufferings. what an infuriating bunch.

ambrosio: i can excuse (my) sexual predation but i draw the line at witchcraft