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I just hit my shin on my bed frame so hard that I had to hold in a yelp ❤️

so if you are too tired to speak, sit next to me because i too am fluent in silence.

me after Bonnie was chasing me and I was spamming the close door button but the door wouldn’t close and Bonnie got me: https://pin.it/41GEZYg6v

I told my godbrother to stop touching my stuff so he stormed out of my room to go tell my mom that he let my dog out into the street ✌️

When someone mentions resident evil so now I have to explain the whole timeline and lore

I ❤️ putting Sen in handcuffs

I just opened for this couple and they looked at me like I was a fcking crumb on the ground. Like, dawg I was just trying to be kind

“You could have anyone you want. Why would you want to be with me?”

i can't tell if im funny or just fucking weird

guys Sen just told me that they deleted Goodreads so I’m gonna try to get them back on but yk

my dad staring at me whenever the waitress starts speaking Spanish (he has no idea what she is saying)

me whenever my update doesn’t get 1000 likes and comments the exact second I posted it: https://pin.it/62UduGU0K

k so how the actual fuck is Angelina Jolie so freaking fine in girl interrupted my lordy she’s so bad 😻

guys help me.. so I’m allergic to dogs (if you know me yk I don’t care. If I see a dog I’m petting it 😭✋) but, I am having the worst allergic reaction right now and I can’t breathe sighs I just want to sleep. But, my nose is stuffy, my eyes are watery, and my face is redish purple 🥀 (I already took my allergy medicine but uh I’m waiting for it to kick in. I’m gonna cry)

I love my hometown 🥰 (I have to boil water everytime I am thirsty to avoid fentanyl poisoning)

i love saying "of course" instead of "you're welcome" like of course I'm helping you that's what I do, you were foolish to consider an alternate universe in which I'm not helping you. you idiot.

gang it was my bf and i’s 1 year anniversary today !! 😛

when my sister is yelling at me but she’s lowkey right and I know I can’t win. So, I just start twerking to persuade her into not beating my ass 🤭

help guys my sister just told me that she is terrified of sen 😭✋

me staring at my sister who is swearing up and down that she wasn’t the one to get me sick (I have the same symptoms she had a couple of days ago) (she was the only one sick) (she drank my water without telling me) like dawg you just had allergies my ass. (I’m gonna tweak, I am going out of town tmrw and can’t be sick. I swear if it’s not just a cold)

my mom just showed me the most horribly ai video. like it was so clearly ai 😭 but she was like “PRESS, it’s so horrible that this is happening. what is wrong with our world.” as I watched the “sora ai” thing go side by side on the screen.

Something about running until my body physically
gives out just heals something in me

how my bottom lip looks at me when I am anxious (I’m gonna bite and pick at it until it bleeds) https://pin.it/4xrB7w1uT

normalize slowing down videos of your sis and than adding classic music in the background to make her look stupid 🤗

GUYS MY SISTER JUST CAME TO TELL ME THAT ONE OF MY FAV NASCAR DRIVERS IS MY NEIGHBOR. WHAT SHOULD I DOOOO?? HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABT THIS SOONER. should I go to his house or what.

stealing this from…everybody. What animal do y’all think I would be?

when my brain randomly remembers that I miss my boyfriend so I just start sobbing in the middle of the grocery store like the big baby I am (heh heh jk definitely.. yeah... pressy is nonchalant)

I think we already know who I am stealing this from 😼 make the comments what you’d imagine my search history to be.