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i hate it
i hate it i hate it shut up i hate it

every time there's a plot like this set in the usa i like to imagine that the rest of the world is doing just fine

oh girl you've got to be kidding me

just know,,, that every time someone says Black Hawk,... i'm not hearing black HAWK,,,

f* them kids

close the door theresa your husband is not worth that much

… mi sto annoiando 😭😭😭

heading towards a dnf, someone is probably going to enjoy this book a lot but i don't think it's my vibe

Oh look, some advice on how to commit war crimes. Fancy

sto perdendo neuroni ma è divertente (tranne queste strane minacce di violenza che però sembrano un caposaldo del genere)

Am I reading The Help? Bc I don’t want to read The Help rn

oh ma porca troia ma sta gente nei fantasy si legge i trattati politici dell'amerca del 2000 DIOOOO quanta poca fantasia avete

it's going fast af and idk if it's fun or disorienting 😵‍💫

Electric chair for whoever calls the pancreas "panky"

maybe i'm weird but i DON'T want to survive a plane crash, i don't want to stay alive with grievous injuries waiting and praying for help to arrive before i expire, no thanks!
I hope my soul nopes out of my body as quickly as possible, actually

I’m a bit disappointed, I wanted something more.. science? More in depth technical science?

I’m so glad my school wasn’t like that. My mom and I would’ve lost that toy at the first chance we got. Harry the Hippo wouldn’t have stood a chance against our neurodivergent asses

God I hate book children

Reading the foreword.
ma'am, if what you wrote here is true and pays off you are MOTHER

oh god it's a trilogy
uffff

allora, io dico che mitch muore. così. a naso.

not hating but my patience for the Falk-hate is DRYing up

Chiudere questo libro è stato come trovare l’uscita della fogna dopo ore passate nella merda fino agli stinchi

Omfg some people shouldn’t write, not everyone can write a fucking book, actually

The culprit is actually my left nut who’s actually my right nut with a stolen identity

Una slavina di cazzate

i lost interest like,, two "plot" twists ago ..

eh vabbè ora è proprio sicuro che la fanno esplodere

once again i find myself asking "Ma chi vi conosce??"

ma a me cosa me ne frega di Ari che scopa con gente a caso???