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Celeste
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May this
childish
shallow
patronizing
disney princess
brand of feminism
Never
find me
- they took your right to a safe abortion while you were buying a “#girlboss” pin. Wonder Woman is a fictional character, wake up
— Sep 11, 2026 10:54AM
childish
shallow
patronizing
disney princess
brand of feminism
Never
find me
- they took your right to a safe abortion while you were buying a “#girlboss” pin. Wonder Woman is a fictional character, wake up
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Celeste
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For one sec I thought this one was going to be pretentious and lame, then I got “red lipstick💄 external sign 🚨of internal fire🔥 battle cry 💋 battle cry💋🔪” and “these are the real Hunger Games 😔✌️”
I’m D E A D 💀💀🤣🤣
— Sep 11, 2026 06:54AM
I’m D E A D 💀💀🤣🤣