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Voldemort's unique manner of speaking is uncaptured, and the detail is lacking any interest or expression thus far. We'll see, I'm sticking with it a bit longer..

Pretty tame thus far, waiting for it to kick in, based on reputation.

Giving another go. THERE WILL BE GROWLING AND PURRING AND ANGST !!

hey its pre good

Goodreads has returned, life worth living again.

Flood is finally finished and released, you can find it on Amazon now!

books are beautiful.
you are beautiful.

the end.

this book is actually so good wtf

come tweet with me before it burns down.
twitter.com/_LPCowling

you are all my best friends.

read gearpox or ill come live in your walls. read gearpox or ill come live in your walls. read gearpox or ill come live in your walls. read gearpox or ill come live in your walls. read gearpox or ill come live in your walls. read gearpox or ill come live in your walls. read gearpox or ill come live in your walls. read gearpox or ill come live in your walls. read gearpox or ill come live in your walls. read ge..

if in doubt, give everyone cool laser swords.

where the book stans at.

i be sending out ARC's to just about anyone, im down like that.

what shoes does one wear when dressing for revenge?

lizards with guns for arms people, lizard-guns.

"You ever seen that miserable prick In a good mood?" Lobelia questioned to the air, directed at Hawkes without looking at the general.

"You know he's likely listening." She replied, not breaking her gaze from the trial video-feeds. "But no, to answer your question. Only when he wants something."

"Take one for the team then, Hawkes?" Lobelia gave a smirk of pure cheek.

"Fuck off Greg."

i am a cybernetic robot from the future, sent back in time with a magic sword, to defeat Kanye West.

have you ever seen me and Taylor Swift in the same room?
think about it..

fuck it, im putting in cyborg lizards with guns for arms

deadlines are the death of creativity.

i will defeat Vladimir Putin in single combat, with a blade forged inside the sun.

pineapple is the best pizza topping.

that is all.

if you read one of my books and hated it, we're still friends and i like you

if you running a blog, i respect your hustle

if you have autism, i love you

samurai trap is the best genre of music.
i will take no questions.

Dalinar: FOOLS! THIS ISNT EVEN MY FINAL FORM.

Why all protagonists have silver or white hair these days? Where are the pinks, purples?