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That is the most bonkers email I have ever read in my life. Get help!

I’ve never seen a book depict a porn addiction so intimately so this is kinda crazy. I love Tony Tulathimutte’s writing style too

I am so wildly uncomfortable

Tony man… can we chill tf out for a sec oh my godd

If John dies, this is by far the saddest story I have ever read

The circle jerk was kind of fucking crazy. I feel like we glazed over that WAY too fast lmfao

Pele was such a legend

I’m only just finding out now that this is a memoir. What the hell

The mouse/vegetarian part took me OUT lmfao

I’m sorry but breaking up with a man halfway through his performance of a song he wrote about you is quite funny (and deserved)

My life is not like this and that is for a reason! Just fun little stories - I love it!

Finally after like a year I am cracking this biotch open again and having a blast like I knew I would!

Do you think Crope and Tibbett have explored each others bodies

Elphie, if I may call her Elphie, is one of my favourite characters I’ve ever read! She gives zero fucks and I love it. Her commentating Galinda and Boq’s meeting was SO funny. “This sounds rehearsed” GET HIM LMAO

Why is Boq kinda…

I am just gobbling this up! How peculiar is it!

Oh Elphie chewing up Morrible! We love to see it.

Lez out!

God I just love Elphaba… and Galinda might be a cunt but she’s also a bit cunty! I can’t help but think about the scene in the second film when Glinda says she’s had so many friends. Ariana Grande is SUCH a good actress

They could never make me hate Elphaba! She’s such a feral baby and I love it

Aw hell nah! They transvestigating Alphabet on page ONE 😭

Eve Babitz… !!!

I like Shawn very very much

We might have a 5 star read on our hands folks

I feel like I’m going to finish this book very quickly. It reads like a TV Show