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Pele was such a legend

I’m only just finding out now that this is a memoir. What the hell

The mouse/vegetarian part took me OUT lmfao

I’m sorry but breaking up with a man halfway through his performance of a song he wrote about you is quite funny (and deserved)

My life is not like this and that is for a reason! Just fun little stories - I love it!

Finally after like a year I am cracking this biotch open again and having a blast like I knew I would!

Do you think Crope and Tibbett have explored each others bodies

Elphie, if I may call her Elphie, is one of my favourite characters I’ve ever read! She gives zero fucks and I love it. Her commentating Galinda and Boq’s meeting was SO funny. “This sounds rehearsed” GET HIM LMAO

Why is Boq kinda…

I am just gobbling this up! How peculiar is it!

Oh Elphie chewing up Morrible! We love to see it.

Lez out!

God I just love Elphaba… and Galinda might be a cunt but she’s also a bit cunty! I can’t help but think about the scene in the second film when Glinda says she’s had so many friends. Ariana Grande is SUCH a good actress

They could never make me hate Elphaba! She’s such a feral baby and I love it

Aw hell nah! They transvestigating Alphabet on page ONE 😭

Eve Babitz… !!!

I like Shawn very very much

We might have a 5 star read on our hands folks

I feel like I’m going to finish this book very quickly. It reads like a TV Show

I just fucking love books like this. It’s like people watching from another time and place. I see why her and Joan Didion got along well but honestly I’m liking how Babitz uses less of an essay form and more a narrative form

Ok she’s being fed properly thank God. Honestly compared to how things were when she first got there, things could be worse! Praying her and Lancaster become friends though

The LORE is so deep. I love it sm. Two moons? Sick.

Need him

Killing 5 people in a line up for entertainment is crazy. Why is he so flirty with Helena? Fuck this man! (need him)