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Elphie, if I may call her Elphie, is one of my favourite characters I’ve ever read! She gives zero fucks and I love it. Her commentating Galinda and Boq’s meeting was SO funny. “This sounds rehearsed” GET HIM LMAO

Why is Boq kinda…

Oh Elphie chewing up Morrible! We love to see it.

Lez out!

God I just love Elphaba… and Galinda might be a cunt but she’s also a bit cunty! I can’t help but think about the scene in the second film when Glinda says she’s had so many friends. Ariana Grande is SUCH a good actress

They could never make me hate Elphaba! She’s such a feral baby and I love it

Aw hell nah! They transvestigating Alphabet on page ONE 😭