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learning very quickly that this is not a long book and all the pages are for the sections after every canto explaining what every single stanza meant as though im in second grade

"not much is known about dante alighieri. here's 20 detailed pages about his life though"

icl im really locked into the second draft of the ~new~ misery book. this is how i imagine those emma lion books go

i can kinda see what shes trying to do with all the sex and rape but the endless racism is just there for fun

idk man this is upsetting me viscerally. i dont want to hear this shit

this is annoying me

trying to just let myself float along the story and ignore the worldbuilding but to try to tell me there's death notes out there and they arent everyone's sole concern 24/7... bullshit

CREEK SEX 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

i like that not!davos is one of the only people not carrying other people's fingers around #subversive

almost hysterically funny to me that this came out the same year the way of kings did. funke and sanderson staring at each other mad as hell

i cant bring myself to give a fuck about the other books im reading so we're gonna see if i still think jacob should be sent to the torture dimension for one million years

"I must say that I don’t think America is God’s gift to anybody—if it is, God’s days have got to be numbered." banger

depressing as absolute fuck, great solution to "im reading too fast and soon ill run out of books"

havent been reading on the clock enough lately and this will be going back soon:(

so far this is the plot of dungeon crawler carl

how the hell does someone write like this

creative writing teachers: you have to write a good hook to get your readers to stay. put your best foot forward

novella writers: got it. I Will Pull My Glistening Teeth From My Soft Mouth For Though I Am Angry I Wish To Be Kind

victor worrying about climate change at like 2am #real

"Do you actually like children?"
"Children in general? No, not really. They're so fidgety and loud, and often quite dirty. And they have no idea of what's really important."
"Well, it must be a miracle, then, that such useless creatures grow up into something as great and reasonable as you." wahhhhh victor my dear friend and new children's rights activist:(((

get his ass, hornet

you'll think "what does the book mean by saying rilian looks like hamlet" and then you see the illustration

"Very respectable Marsh-wiggle. Respectowiggle." the guy ever

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#1 indicator that jeremy assimilated to the u.s. is that he believes that "speed limit" is a quirky term for the minimum speed

"He'd kissed him goodbye so many times he almost didn't know how to say goodbye with kissing him. He would have to learn." girl lying on the ground shot by 40 arrows emoji

tudors mention 🗣🗣🗣🗣

yayy i also say further up and further in when hiking<33

"You looked for missing children. You mourned lost ones." oh!

stephen king levels of piss in this

leroy jenkins?? 😭