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adding "friars don't just go to hell they go to satan's asshole" to my understanding of christian theology

LMFAO

need something short, kinda getting my ass kicked by the four bricks im reading 😔

the thought of lazaro bursting into tears every time he glances at roxane and not elaborating

the wife of bath is so funny i have tears on my face. smartest, baddest bitch at the pilgrimage

it's illegal in new york to be paid to tell fortunes?? of all states??

im trying to read more widely but i do not read much nonfiction. does it all sound like essays i wrote in college that i hated so bad i didnt proofread before submitting

happy pride month pt 2 to the host for whatever the fuck that speech to the monk was

"[Ivo] was up ahead with the older boys. They were running about among the trees as though they didn't feel tired at all. The Black Prince kept calling them back, telling them to do as the older girls did and carry the little ones." feminist king

i love informally vs formally trained characters i love characters who were forced to learn vs characters who chose to learn i love knowledge to harm vs knowledge to heal i love resa and roxane!! most unhinged friend pairing of all time

orpheus was born in the wrong era. shouldve grown up making weird five nights at freddy's tiktoks not reading pulp fantasy novels

i love when farid of the most expressive face ever is surprised when someone guesses what he's thinking. of course your dad can tell youre worrying about The Thing You Worry About Constantly

im just not buying these numbers. at these rates knights would long have been hunted to extinction

great deal of bringing ladies' severed heads to arthur

"thats what you get for being in an age gap relationship" killinggggg me

ye olde internet surely going crazy with Bad Luck Balin memes rn

arthur's a bag of dicks. im not english enough to be upset at his encroaching death

doctor who works at the tumblr color theory hospital

"omg they could have killed you"
"they absolutely could not have killed me. worry about how god hates you"

"You have thought so much that now you must find out what others have thought before you." im insane

you ever read something and swoon

feels like im flying through this dude's life. can't imagine how he has fifteen more hours of stuff to do. maybe my app isnt measuring my reading speed accurately and ill be done sooner 😊

they made a book based on my favorite movie omg 🥹

they/themming God

big ol' paragraph explaining that landlords and slaveholders would never starve their tenants/slaves bc it would economically unviable

what the fuck is this font lmao

gasped out loud this book sucks so bad

these dipshit assholes when they realize they have the ability to stop a genocide: we are free:) we are beholden only to each other:)

"bones don't lie" makes my hackles rise i do not like that at all

a WHAT on a pole??