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making me sick already

i always get really excited reading old books and start running ahead and then get clotheslined by racism

i gotta stop reading novellas. they all piss me off on the very first page

incredible forms of disordered eating on display here. six glasses of milk and nothing else??

i really do have six more hours of this huh

descartes was a fatphobe.... should i change my tumblr header 😥

breunor: hi my name is breunor:)
kay: cool we're gonna call you Fuckass Coat though on account of your fuckass coat

"He learned that all by rote! He's showing off!" LMAOOOO

lancelot being such a romantic that he's threatening to kill tristan for leaving his girl....

killing me that no one can tolerate gawain longer than a day

who among us hasnt gotten a little horny over good cheese

gómez's prose reminds me of butler's yayyyyyy

i was begged and begged to give this a try but this is the worst thing ive ever read in my life. ill give it a third like i usually try to before i decide to dnf but holy god i did not know you could write this bad

was the author locked in a closet their whole childhood and only shown the outside world through bad sitcoms..... plato remains vindicated

this lady's funny as fuck "hey beaumaines don't let it get you down, this parade of scores of hanged knights is what's gonna happen to you if you fail. nothing to worry about."

imagine being too crazy for baptists

"horizontal mustache" ? do they come in other directions

wikipedia cant tell me what "weeneth" means

okay ive read up to this point with a migraine so maybe im dumb but what the fuck is this dude's problem

launcelot using this lady as bait is killing me

oh so losers have always been talking about "suicidal empathy"

got this from the adult fantasy section??

a bit..... racially charged so far...

"'Do you know how to read?'
'No. It is one of the black arts.'
He nodded. 'But a useful one.'"

it's so entertaining when jehan acts just like dustfinger. same person plus or minus 30 years. nyame was right

"why are you calling my stepdad the other half of your soul"

probably only kids book i'll ever read with a significant rapist pov character

up to two suicide threats and two possible attempts already and only halfway in. hes my favorite man ever

if not old man yaoi then what was that

meggie and farid knowing brianna's in danger and not saying anything to roxane bc shes the only reliable adult