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i refuse give in to the overwhelming urge to dnf i REFUSE

ahhhh here’s the hockey realism i was waiting for! and what perfect timing too, given recent events

everyone wants to talk about ilya’s hypersexuality but yo, shane is a little freak

“i bet you’ve been keeping important things from each other because you don’t want to ruin the precious time you have alone together” OH.

oh no i fear i may see five stars in her future

all of a sudden this became a thriller novel

can’t ignore the parallel between ilya reassuring troy “we don’t hate you, you know. everyone on the other team hates you. everyone in the crowd hates you. no one on our team hates you” VS
beau saying “there’s too many teams that don’t want me” and ovi launching into “beau beau beau. those fuckers REALLY don’t want you. but you know what? 🎶wE WANT YOU BAYBAY LA LA LA LA LA LA WE WANT Y“🎶

alright here we go, got some good momentum lots of actual ice time here i’m digging it

kyle recounting his first experience with intimacy and love and naivety being with a manipulative trove of lies and lovebombing a full decade older than him is hitting a little too close to home tonight, that’s all for me this saturday night folks i’m bowin’ out 🫡👋

benny: do you want the house tour?
kyle: 🫥
benny: i could take you to the first, second, completely vacant third floor kitchen free of any other party guests where we’d be fully alone
kyle: 🫥🫥🦗🦗

ilya really do be haunting the narrative though huh? he said “you blind dumb fucks, y’all think you’re so slick but i guarantee i can pick out every single gayboy in this league and do it like i get paid”

reiterating that this village sounds like a dream and i yearn for that feeling like the whole world is gay. what a world that would be. can’t help but think 90% of our problems would not only be solved, but would have never occurred in the first place.

i love how even in this fictional universe ottawa is still a goofyass looney tunes team

good god i want to live in a walkable queer village more than anything in this world

ryan price and your relentless war with your own libido, i sympathize

hootin’ and hollerin’ scott is a STELLA DRINKER

HOOTIN’ AND HOLLERIN’ SCOTT IS A VERS

so maybe i’m an Ilya Fell First Truther, what about it

tired of hearing people say this dynamic shows an “equal partnership” like… i get where y’all are coming from but the arrant egotistical power struggle, while good-natured, is absolutely present. they’re both high-scoring centers for major teams with a longstanding rivalry and are constantly trading off accolades season by season and you’re gonna tell me there /not/ fighting for dominance in the bedroom??

yep this is going about how i expected it to go (deeply identifying with the constant reflection on confusion and humiliation from both parties)

“shane doesn’t have a personality” leave my autistic prodigy son ALONE

reg wants to be boris pavlikovsky so bad dude

feeling like shit is about to hit the fan in these reheated goldfinch nachos

measuring fics in percentages based on /chapter numbers/ instead of Actual Total Percentage Read feels like a torturous lie when the scroll bar on the chapter i just finished was half the length of my pinkie nail

realizing i have a real issue with the concept of james knowing regulus before sirius—and to top it all off: those two not hitting it off immediately grinds my gears.

reg controlling sirius by threat of murdering remus and sirius just accepting the vice is my religion if you didn’t know