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I just really don’t like the title of this book because it has absolutely nothing to do with his character.

I’m, like, scared. I thought this was gonna be funny haha because it’s about the funny haha character but the funny haha character hears funny haha in his brain when no one is hahaing

Sobbing.

like. I don’t think I’ve ever read something more devastating unless it’s fantasy but this is real shit and it actually makes me sick to my stomach.

This is just brutal dude. And we’re not even at the worst parts yet.

I’m scared

Ridiculous amount of rizz for 12 year olds. Like there is no need to be doing all that. Idk why we started there Chloe Walsh.

I’m ab to cry like a baby. Double traumamaxxing.

Reading these is such a hit to my ego.
This is only .5% better than the last because it’s going more in depth ab side characters.
The opening two chapters tho are incredibly tone deaf once again. I am excited to read the others tho because the characters cannot be more insufferable than these two.
I couldnt care less about his d*ck injury and frankly wish it fell off

This is so stupid why does he have a d*ck injury and why is it mentioned literally every page. Makes me infuriated because I, and any literate person, could write this so much better. It’s so repetitive.

All that said I have cried twice.

Logging this feels like self sabotage but what can I say I’m simply a girl. I’ve seen it circling around on booktok and I needed something fun and stupid to read.
Did not know it’s Irish.

“I’m your daddy on the field, bitch” killed me 😭

Part two has one of the best openings I’ve ever read.
“When our food and clothing and housing all are born in the complication of mass production, mass method is bound to get into our thinking and to eliminate all other thinking. In our time mass or collective production has entered our economics, politics, even our religion, so that some nations have substituted the idea collective for the idea God.”

So imagine you’re me. You read for an hour on your gorgeous patio with your feet propped up on the table. Your legs start to feel a little asleep but you move em around a little. It’s 9 pm, love island time, so you sit up, grab your mason jar full of water. You stand, take a step, and your legs are completely asleep and give out on you. You fall, break the jar, hands go straight into the glass.
I got stitches.

Ummmm so this is the Whore of Babylon

Oh so she’s crazy

So far, I’m team Hamilton

Surprisingly digestible and short chapter length while also providing me w new rich vocab words

Loving the family drama, setting up Cain and Able arch nicely, no idea who Eve is yet tho

Jealous of you guys reading Phoebe, maybe that’ll be my treat after I finish this

Excited to start this even tho I know nothing about the Bible

I need this to be done now

This would’ve changed my life if I read it at 16

Wouldn’t recommend this so far but it’s also exactly what I needed. Maybe the ending will get my ass tho

Oh okay I get it.

Idk the writing is bothering me A LOT. Her repetition isn’t for emphasis and the things she repeats are not important. Like stop using the word “palimpsest” like god

And this could’ve genuinely been cut in half, it’s just the same stuff over and over

Hitting a wall because she alternates flashback chapters and current chapters right when she met the love interest. Boooooring

Flying, this book is so easy to get through and just what I needed. Author uses waaaaaaayyyyyyy too many similes and metaphors tho. Like deadass every sentence. It’s getting annoying.
But the love interest was just introduced so ayyyeeee 😛

This has hooked me so far, I’m so excited

Oh my godddddd I have never read a book that drags like this. Like I so get the feminism aspects of it but come onnnnn. I’m basically out in the desert with her and it’s barren all around me. I’m determined to finish it tho. Wouldn’t recommend as of rn

I’m really trying to finish this but it’s so boring

So behind in reading for my class. Really glad I decided to actually read this.

Everyone should read this.

Girl discovers pooping alone

I’m picking at this

I’m losing my annotation groove, if I wasn’t writing I’d be reading so much faster