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oh my God can bella be a mother like if you’re gonna be cool with your 17 yr old bff marrying your daughter can you at least make him wait until she’s been ALIVE for 18 years

and know jacob has to suffer through another love triangle. as if he hasn’t suffered enough. stephanie meyer i HATE you.

sorry i don’t even find that ending underwhelming #hottake i am too attached to the characters to care about a silly fight

of course mr “14 years of monkitude” is shivering at the knowledge his betrothed would be physically mature within 7 years. stephanie meyer you’re going to HELL

bella saying she loves jake and he’ll always be her best man 😁🤩🙂‍↕️ edward calling jacob his brother 🥹😝🤗 edward calling jacob his son… 😀😟🫩

sorry j jenks assuming bella and jacob are kidnapping edward’s baby is SO funny

“on her wrist was an intricately braided quileute version of a promise ring” DISGUSTING. jacob sat there meticulously braiding cords into a PROMISE RING. FOR A BABY. hi wtf!!!!!!!!!

“i wasn’t sure why alice gave me the ghetto address” does becoming a vampire make you racist like bella has been acting absurd

eeuyuck do not whisper in that baby’s ear get away from the little girl

bella’s fear of senna and zafrina is feeling very… micro-aggressive…

thank God i’ve seen breaking dawn pt 2 at least 900 times in my life or all these new characters would be really overwhelming

it really is disturbing enough to read about jacob and rendezvous without the added horror of her having an ugly full name AND an ugly nickname

yeah no i don’t like how jake talks about that baby

ok ntm on jacob now sorry if he’s not as willing to torture charlie as everyone else seems to be

maybe the cullens wouldn’t have had to give renesmee a nickname bella hates if she didn’t picked the ugliest name ever put to paper

“i've held her all of one time, and already you think you have some moronic wolfy claim to her? she's mine” “i can share” WRONG ANSWER?

i am begging bella to stop saying “my little nudger” it is giving me the ICK

“bella needs to see OUR daughter” oh i giggled

baseball isn’t an interesting enough distraction but edward’s breathing is??? you’re cracked

stephanie meyer death is seeking you at the bingo table. hell awaits.

no one is moving fast enough for me. chest compressions people chest compressions.

“How many times had I imagined her naked? Now I couldn't look.” hey baby time and place…

justice for jacob in another life he imprinted on this lizzie girl and never had to see a vampire again as long as he lived

why couldn’t he have just imprinted on some girl who hangs out in the mall all day

it is astounding how determined jacob sometimes is to be the least understanding boy in the world

jacob and rename me having the same amount of chromosomes won’t make me hate the pairing any less STEPHANIE

“the hold she had on me only got harder to break. almost like it was related to her expanding belly” I DON’T LIKE IT.

“please don’t consider yourselves without the benefits of a home” please consider i’m sobbing