mada hedrick’s Reviews > Breaking Dawn > Status Update

oh my God can bella be a mother like if you’re gonna be cool with your 17 yr old bff marrying your daughter can you at least make him wait until she’s been ALIVE for 18 years

and know jacob has to suffer through another love triangle. as if he hasn’t suffered enough. stephanie meyer i HATE you.

sorry i don’t even find that ending underwhelming #hottake i am too attached to the characters to care about a silly fight

of course mr “14 years of monkitude” is shivering at the knowledge his betrothed would be physically mature within 7 years. stephanie meyer you’re going to HELL

bella saying she loves jake and he’ll always be her best man 😁🤩🙂‍↕️ edward calling jacob his brother 🥹😝🤗 edward calling jacob his son… 😀😟🫩

sorry j jenks assuming bella and jacob are kidnapping edward’s baby is SO funny

“on her wrist was an intricately braided quileute version of a promise ring” DISGUSTING. jacob sat there meticulously braiding cords into a PROMISE RING. FOR A BABY. hi wtf!!!!!!!!!

“i wasn’t sure why alice gave me the ghetto address” does becoming a vampire make you racist like bella has been acting absurd

eeuyuck do not whisper in that baby’s ear get away from the little girl

bella’s fear of senna and zafrina is feeling very… micro-aggressive…