mada hedrick’s Reviews > Breaking Dawn > Status Update
mada hedrick
is 86% done
“on her wrist was an intricately braided quileute version of a promise ring” DISGUSTING. jacob sat there meticulously braiding cords into a PROMISE RING. FOR A BABY. hi wtf!!!!!!!!!
— 4 hours, 10 min ago
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mada hedrick
is 89% done
sorry j jenks assuming bella and jacob are kidnapping edward’s baby is SO funny
— 3 hours, 33 min ago
mada hedrick
is 85% done
“i wasn’t sure why alice gave me the ghetto address” does becoming a vampire make you racist like bella has been acting absurd
— 4 hours, 39 min ago
mada hedrick
is 83% done
eeuyuck do not whisper in that baby’s ear get away from the little girl
— 4 hours, 48 min ago
mada hedrick
is 81% done
bella’s fear of senna and zafrina is feeling very… micro-aggressive…
— 5 hours, 5 min ago
mada hedrick
is 80% done
thank God i’ve seen breaking dawn pt 2 at least 900 times in my life or all these new characters would be really overwhelming
— 5 hours, 57 min ago
mada hedrick
is on page 593 of 756
it really is disturbing enough to read about jacob and rendezvous without the added horror of her having an ugly full name AND an ugly nickname
— 13 hours, 37 min ago
mada hedrick
is on page 553 of 756
yeah no i don’t like how jake talks about that baby
— 15 hours, 15 min ago
mada hedrick
is on page 551 of 756
ok ntm on jacob now sorry if he’s not as willing to torture charlie as everyone else seems to be
— 15 hours, 18 min ago
