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Hear me out…
If book plots were news headlines would you still praise them? 🗞️

Bc once and a while I realize how problematic some sound out loud 😂

Pls tell me Chickenleigh is an internet reference

“Teamwork makes my self esteem hurt.”

Honestly Keira idk how you do it 😂

I want to play laser tag in a mansion!!!!

Aha a fact I indeed already knew. Altho what they don’t tell you about farm fresh eggs is that if you aren’t careful about keeping track of dates one may rot and literally explode like a bomb and then you’ll need to clear the entire house 😃

“You assaulted my feelings.”

Yeah ima need to quote that one

Velcro raptor 😂

Best opening line of a chapter hands down 😂

If anyone has a vinted selling clean books let me know! 🫶

If I could stay in a book forever I would

“I’m terrified of the future but that doesn’t make me any less hungry.”

🤌✨

No 😭

Genuinely forgot to check my friends requests for the past couple months 💀

Sorry guys 😭🫶

Was that a Barbie reference 😂
I seem to remember Portia saying the same

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I CANT BELIEVE IT HOW DID I NOT SEE THAT COMING

Cryingggggg

THEY’RE ADORABLE 😱🥹

Ahhhhhh I love it when authors use the pet names from Disney movies as actual character names

😭😭😭❤️‍🩹

Haha they both think the other is insane 😂

I fear the words perfect princess triggered my brain and now all I can hear is:

“They want a perfect princess, a royal smile from everyone-“

The way I’m craving to pick this book up (over all my fictional reads) tells me a lot 😅

As someone who grew up around a lot of legalism this book is amazing 😭❤️‍🩹

The amount of quotes I have to share from this…

Got this far in one sitting… tbc

I KNEW IT 🤭

Somehow I missed that this book is about recovering from sexual assault… I’m continuing on. But I’m nervous that I’ll have to DNF 😅

The jumpscare I got from seeing my name on the page 🤣
I’ve never seen my name in a book before

It’s 👏 ok 👏 to 👏 be 👏 weak 👏

This book is good but if the fmc tells me one more time how different and oppressed she is as a woman I may scream. It was ok at first but it’s literally like every 5 mins she repeats the same point

WHYYYYYYYY 😭😭😭😭